Horse racing -- Fiction; Thoroughbred horse -- Fiction
"Every time I see a bunch of rubes," he said at last, "it puts me in
mind of Butsy Trimble 'n' the new stalls at Lake Minnehaha Park."
"Lake Minnehaha Park," I repeated. "I never heard of such a place."
"It's up at Mount Clinton," Blister explained. "It's Ohio's beauty
spot."
"Get out!" I scoffed.
"Fact!" said Blister. "It says so right over the gates."
"Tell me about it," I demanded.
"This ain't been so long ago," said Blister. "The meetin' here at
Latonia is about over. Ole Whiskers has put the game on the fritz in
New York, so everybody's studyin' where to ship when get-away day
comes, 'n' the whole bunch is sore as bears--you can't get a pleasant
word from nobody.
"All I got in my string is some two-year-olds of Judge Dillon's. They
go back to the farm when the meetin' closes, so I ain't worried
none--not about where to ship.
"One night me 'n' Peewee Simpson is playin' pitch on a bale of hay with
a lantern. Butsy Trimble is settin' beside the bale readin' a hoss
paper.
"'Gimme high, jack, game--' says Peewee, after a hand.
"'I'll give you a poke in the nose!' I says. 'What you got fur game?'
"'I s'pose you want to count fur game--don't you?' says Peewee. 'I'll
give it to you sooner'n argue with you.'
"'You're right, you'll give it to me,' I says.
"'Well, I said I'd give it to you, didn't I?' says Peewee. 'You'd
rather argue'n eat, wouldn't you?'
"'All that's wrong with you,' I says, 'is you're sore 'cause you can't
hog game!'
"Peewee lays down his cards.
"'Now, look a here, you freckle-faced shrimp!' he says. 'Get off this
bale of hay--it'll _poison_ a hoss if _you_ set on it much longer!'
"'Whose bale of hay do you think this is?' I says. 'You tryin' to hog
_it_ like you does game?'
"'Gimme my lantern 'n' I'll be on my way,' says Peewee.
"'I puts the oil in that lantern,' I says, ''n' she sets right where
she is till she makes her last flicker.'
"'Cut it! Cut it!' says Butsy, spreadin' out his hoss paper. 'Act
like you has some sense, 'n' I puts you hep to a hot scheme I gets out
of this paper--us three can pull it off to a finish!'
"'I don't want in on no scheme with that lantern snatcher!' says Peewee
then to me.
"'If you don't age some,' I says to Peewee, 'nursie'll come around
here, 'n' put a nice fresh panty-waist on you!'
"Then Butsy goes ahead 'n' tells us the frame-up. He shows us an ad in
his paper askin' fur entries to race over the Ohio Short Ship Circuit.
This circuit is a bunch of race meets that's held on the bull rings at
county fairs up through the state. They're trottin' races mostly, but
they give one runnin' race at a different town each week.
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