England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Genealogy -- Fiction
It was not very good sherry. An Oxford winemerchant's thirty-six
shilling stuff (for undergraduate consumption) can hardly be regarded as
a prime brand of Spanish vintage; but it was, at least, much better than
Mr. Plantagenet had been in the habit of tasting for many years past,
and perhaps his palate was hardly capable any longer of distinguishing
between the nicer flavours of hocks or clarets. He put his glass down
with rising enthusiasm.
'Excellent Amontillado!' he said, pursing up his lips with the air of
a distinguished connoisseur. 'Ex-cellent Amontillado! It's a very long
time since I tasted any better.'
Which was perfectly true, as far as it went, though not exactly in the
nature of a high testimonial to the character of the wine.
Now, nothing pleases a boy of twenty, posing as a man, so much as to
praise his port and sherry. Knowing nothing about the subject himself,
and inwardly conscious of his own exceeding ignorance, he accepts the
verdict of anybody who ventures upon having an opinion with the same
easy readiness as the crowd at the Academy accepts the judgment of
anyone present who says aloud, with dogmatic certainty, that any picture
in the place is well or ill painted.
'It _is_ good sherry,' Faussett repeated, much mollified. 'Have another
glass!'
Mr. Plantagenet assented, and leaned back in an easy-chair as being the
safest place from which to deliver at ease his aesthetic judgments for
the remainder of that evening. For the wine-party was beginning now to
arrive at the boisterous stage. There were more songs to follow, not
all of them printable; and there was loud, dull laughter, and there was
childish pulling of bonbon crackers, and still more childish shying
of oranges at one another's heads across the centre table. The fun was
waxing fast and furious. Mr. Plantagenet at the same time was waxing
hilarious.
'Gentlemen,' he said, holding his glass a little obliquely in his
right hand, and eyeing it with his head on one side in a very doubtful
attitude--'Gentlemen.' And at that formal beginning a hush of
expectation fell upon the flushed faces of the noisy lads, ready to
laugh at the drunken old man who might have been the father of any one
among them.
'Hush, hush, there! Mr. Plantagenet for a speech!' Faussett shouted
aloud, drumming his glass on the table.
'Hear, hear!' Gillingham cried, echoing the appeal heartily. 'The
Plantagenet for a speech! Give us a speech, Mr. Plantagenet!'
Gillingham was a great deal soberer than any of the others, but he was
anxious to make notes internally of this singular phenomenon. The human
intellect utterly sunk and degraded by wine and debauchery forms
a psychological study well worthy the Born Poet's most attentive
consideration. He may need it some day for a Lear or an Othello.
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