Blue Jackets; or, The Adventures of J. Thompson, A.B., Among "the Heathen Chinee": A Nautical NovelGreey, Edward
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Blue Jackets; or, The Adventures of J. Thompson, A.B., Among "the Heathen Chinee": A Nautical Novel
Greey, Edward
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
Jerry made his entrance, and flattering was the greeting he received.
His gorgeous costume quite took the audience by surprise, and the ladies
unanimously declared "he was a duck."
After he had shouted the words "He jests at scars that never felt a
wound," this being delivered in a tone of voice suitable to a deaf
audience, Mary Ann, who was dressed in a lovely white silk robe, with a
muslin veil fastened mantilla-like to her head, rose from behind the
screen, placed her arm gingerly upon it, rested her cheek upon her hand,
and at the proper time replied, "Ah, me!" in a very pathetic and
creditable manner. After which she turned to her brother, who was
holding her as she stood upon the chair, and observed, "Don't joggle the
chair so, Alfred dear, or I shall slip off."
The performance went off splendidly. Sergeant Ross held Mary Ann quite
firmly, and prompted her from a copy of Shakespeare, procured for the
occasion from the library. Everything was lovely, and loud the applause
that followed the delivery of each period.
Juliet had made her exit, or rather had been assisted off her perch by
her brother, and Romeo was repeating the well-known lines, "Oh blessed,
blessed night! I am afeard, being in night, all this is but a dream,"
when he suddenly stopped, gaped, made a grimace, and shouting, "Look out
there!" rushed behind the screen, rapidly stripped off his costume, and
resumed his sailor's attire. The audience seeing his agile exit, took it
as a portion of the performance, and screamed with delight, when
suddenly they were aware of the presence of an unwelcome visitor, as
some one in the doorway said, "You'll find it isn't a dream, my fine
fellow. Where's the cook?"
"Turn him out!" cried several of the audience.
"Where's the cook?" demanded the angry voice.
"Gone to the play," returned a wag.
"Who's that taking my name in vain?" inquired that lady. As she said
this she turned round, and beheld the fiery visage of Captain Puffeigh,
who had returned to fetch something for his wife, and to tell the
servants "they need not sit up."
Upon seeing him she screamed out, "Oh! my! it's the capting!" and
immediately went into violent hysterics.
The place was soon cleared, and Puffeigh about to depart, when a
movement at the end of the hall arrested his attention. He walked to the
table, and pulled the screen on one side; beholding as he did so, a
tableau which nearly brought on an apoplectic fit. Mary Ann was seated
in a chair, sobbing as if her heart would break. Supporting her on
either side were the sergeant and Thompson, who looked at the captain as
if he were a transparent substance, and could be seen through.
"Who the deuce are you?" said the captain.
The soldier saluted and the sailor smiled.
"You--you--who are you?"
The sergeant saluted again.
"Bless you! you red coated puppy! what's your name?"
This only brought forth another mechanical salute from the military man.
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