Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 1, April 1905Various
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Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 1, April 1905
Various
Agriculture -- Southern States -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
“Well, Tildy she managed to keep Hank tolerable straight for about a
year. He’d go for months without so much as takin’ a dram, and when he
did start in for a spree she always managed to git him straight before
he could manage to git plum heedless drunk, and it begun to look like
she had him safe, and would finally land him in old Rehoboth church.
“But, as I was sayin’, you can’t most always tell for certain just what
a man critter is goin’ to do, so I wasn’t overly surprised to hear, one
day, that Hank had took advantage of Tildy’s visit to her Wilson County
kin, and had filled up with red liquor, and was down to Ike Denman’s
grocery playin’ poker with Eb Wetherford and Eli Scoggins and Devil Bill
Anderson. That is to say, Hank thought he was playin’, though in reality
he was only bein’ played; him bein’ plum drunk and the other boys
tolerable sober. One or two of Hank’s friends had dropped in, kinder
incidentally, and tried to steer him outside, but of course they didn’t
have no luck. ’Long about sundown, next day, I saw Tildy drive up to her
gate and ’light, and in about a pair of minutes Miss Sallie Kate
Slemmons followed her in, lookin’ powerful pleased, and I didn’t feel no
sort of uneasiness but what Tildy would hear the news.
[Illustration:
Bill just went sailin’ down the road with a armful of ’em, a-strowin’
’em to the wind.
]
“Well, early Saturday mornin’ I happened to be goin’ right by the
grocery, and I thought I’d jest step in and pass the time o’ day with
Ike, seein’ as I wasn’t in no particular rush. I found Ike all alone by
hisself, and he invited me to have somethin’, and I excused myself at
first, as men will, and after a while I inquired if the game was still
on, and what was the prospects for Hank to lose out, and go home and see
Tildy, and hear all about his Wilson County kin folks. Ike said he
hadn’t kept the run of the game and didn’t know how Hank stood, but he
seemed to imagine that Hank wasn’t in no swivet to swap news with Tildy.
“Ike said Bunk Wetherford had come in early Friday night and took Eb
home, and for a while it looked like the game was broke up; but Eli had
bantered one of the Edwards boys to take Eb’s place, and he went up and
took a hand, and the game broke out in a fresh place, and at last
accounts, looked like it might last till all the spots was wore off the
cards. I told Ike I’d go up and advise Hank that Tildy had come home.
“‘All right,’ says he, ‘walk right up. I don’t git no takeout from the
game, and I’m more’n willin’ to see it broke up any time. I don’t like
to interfere myself, jest because it would look like the boys wasn’t
welcome here, so I jest lets ’em do mostly as they like, so long as they
pays for what they gits, and don’t break nothin’.’
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