Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 1, April 1905Various
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Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 1, April 1905
Various
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“‘Well, I don’t see it that away,’ says Bud. ‘The lady has lost her
husband, and she wants him found and fetched home. Now, I’m goin’ to
take him home, and if she don’t want him, I can easy fetch him back.’
“Ike grinned, and looked ‘round at the boys, and they grinned.
“‘I don’t hear no objection,’ says Ike. ‘You’ll find him back there
under the tree.’
“‘Well,’ says Bud, ‘I can easy load him into my wagon and haul him home
and unload him in his own yard, but it might be better for you boys that
beat him up to jest take holt and come along with me; all a-totin’ of
him home in a friendly way. Then if Tildy wants to know how come his
face all broke up, you can jest show her the knots on your own heads and
it’ll sorter help to explain matters.’
“Nobody didn’t answer right away, and before anybody could think of any
objection, Bud added in his insinuatin’ way: ‘It might save trouble to
keep Tildy pacified, so she’ll explain to Hank that he was to blame for
all that’s been done to him. Now, ever’ body come on and take holt, and
I’ll set ’em up to the crowd soon’s we get back.’
“Bud always seems to state a proposition so fair an’ reasonable that you
jest can’t turn him down, so the boys jest got up without wastin’ any
words, and followed him around to where Hank was. They gathered him up,
one at each corner, and Bud holdin’ up his head. They ketched the step,
‘hayfoot-strawfoot,’ and marched up to Hank’s front gate.
“Tildy was sweepin’ off the front porch, and when she saw the crowd she
come out to the gate, lookin’ a little pale, but holdin’ her head up,
and a stiff upper lip.
“‘What is it?’ says she.
“‘It’s Hank,’ says Bud.
“‘Is he hurt?’ says she.
“‘Oh, no,’ says Bud. ‘That is to say, they ain’t any bones broke. He’s
been a-fightin’ ‘round promiscuous, but he’s got no hurts to call for
anybody to fetch him home. Fact is I saw a advertisement offerin’ a
reward for Hank, and I just discovered him, and rescued him, and fetched
him home.’
“‘Didn’t the advertisement say to return him in good order?’ says Tildy.
“‘I b’leeve it did,’ says Bud, ‘but I couldn’t p’form no miracle for
four dollars, so I jest fetched him as I found him.’
“‘And didn’t it say bring him securely tied?’ says Tildy.
“Bud was set back considerable at that. ‘That’s a fact,’ says he, ‘and I
jest plum overlooked it. It didn’t appear to me to be of no consequence,
nohow.’
“‘Well, it’s mighty important to me,’ says Tildy. ‘If he wakes up in a
tantrum, and untied, he might be troublesome.’
“‘That’s so,’ says Devil Bill, thinking of the lump on his own head.
“‘So it is,’ says Eli Scoggins, solemnly.
“‘I believe you,’ says Buck Edwards.
“‘Well,’ says Bud Runnels, ‘it ain’t none too late to tie him, but if I
was you, Mizzes Binford, I b’leeve I’d jest sew him up, good and snug,
in cotton baggin’ or heavy canvas or somethin’ good and stout like that,
and leave nothin’ stickin’ out but jest his head.’
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