Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and MisinventionStrang, Herbert
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Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and Misinvention
Strang, Herbert
Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Inventors -- Juvenile fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Juvenile fiction
He went out of the back door, hastened round to the front, and peeped in
at the window. Smail was sleeping on his back with his mouth open, one
hand dangling over the side of the sofa. The gas being colourless, Eves
had no evidence that the experiment was working until he put his nose to
the lower sill and got a faint whiff of the fetid odour. Minute after
minute passed, and there was no sign that the gas was having any effect
on the sleeper. At last, however, he stirred, sniffed, and looked round
the room. Then he got up, looked under the table, under the sofa,
examined his basket of provisions, turned up on end two empty beer
bottles. Seized with a fit of coughing, he made for the door, tugged at
the handle, shouted, then dashed to the window, pulled back the catch,
tumbled out, and ran towards the front entrance.
Eves had slipped out of sight, but the moment the man’s back was turned
he ran to the window, sprang on to the sill, and braving the fumes,
prepared to dispute any attempt to re-enter by the same way.
Meanwhile Smail was thundering at the front door, mingling curses with
cries to be let in. At this signal that the experiment had succeeded,
Templeton threw open the door of the store cupboard, extinguished the
lamp, and asked Mrs. Trenchard to open all the inner doors and the upper
windows, so as to clear the air.
Finding the front door closed to him, Smail returned to the window.
Eves had now entered the room and stood at the window, holding a poker.
Smail approached him, scowling and squaring his fists.
"Just you come out o’ that, you young viper," he cried. "You’ve a-tried
to pison me, and I’ll have the law of ’ee. That there room’s my room
for now; ’tis the law; so get out."
"Here I be, and here I bide," said Eves, brandishing the poker. "Don’t
come too near, Mr. Smail. You know so much about the law that you’ll be
aware you’re committing a felony if you try to force your way in. You
don’t want to go to quod again, Mr. Smail, I’m sure. Besides, I don’t
think your head’s hard enough to stand a whack from this poker."
[Illustration: "’HERE I BE, AND HERE I BIDE,’ SAID EVES, BRANDISHING THE
POKER."]
"I say, Tom, don’t be violent," said Templeton, coming up behind him.
"I’m just explaining," replied Eves. "Cut down to the village, Bob, and
fetch old Haylock. He’ll expound the law to Mr. Smail."
Smail spluttered and cursed, but he was evidently doubtful on the point
of law, and after standing irresolutely in front of the window for a
minute or so he turned on his heel and shambled out through the gate.
"Splendid, old man!" cried Eves. "There’s no law that I know against
making a stink, and he went out of his own accord."
"That’s all very well, but the important thing is, will old Trenchard be
able to raise enough money to pay off Noakes? I wish Aunt Caroline were
here. She’d be able to advise; she’s had a good deal to do with
lawyers, one way and another. If I knew where she was I’d wire her."
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