Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and MisinventionStrang, Herbert
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Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and Misinvention
Strang, Herbert
Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Inventors -- Juvenile fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Juvenile fiction
Templeton, in fact, taking his usual serious view of things in general
and his inventions in particular, had been unable to reconcile himself
to the prospect of two months’ idleness, after having kicked his heels
for seven months in a prisoners’ camp, months during which his brain had
teemed with "notions." There was the two-way motor; the turbine motor;
an automatic fire extinguisher; a sound increaser; a combined tin-opener
and fountain pen, with corkscrew attachment; a road yacht; a push and
pull door-handle. Aunt Caroline was so much impressed with the potential
public utility of the bright ideas he expounded to her, that she placed
£25 to his credit with Cox’s, and warmly commended him when he told her
that he had found a field for his experiments in the little town of
Pudlington. "A _delightful_ spot!" she said, in her emphatic way. "A
quaint old town, quite _charming_! And _such_ invigorating air!" The
manager of the British Motor Garage, just outside the town aforesaid,
had agreed to give Templeton facilities for experimenting in exchange
for his services—an arrangement that suited with his own and his aunt’s
ideas of economy. Wilkins, the manager, was short-handed: indeed
Templeton found himself more often than not in sole charge of the
garage, for Wilkins was frequently absent, driving his only serviceable
car for the officers of the camp a few miles away. Thus, when Eves made
his appearance on this bright, windy December morning, he found his old
friend, encased in the blue overalls of a mechanic, alone in the
repairing shop, and engrossed in the job he had in hand.
For a few minutes Eves read the newspaper, without addressing any
further remark to Templeton.
"I say, Bob!" he exclaimed at last, "here’s a chance for you.... All
right—I won’t shout, but listen! ’G.R.—Notice. Tenders for the purchase
of waste from the Upper Edgecombe Camp should reach the Officer
Commanding not later than noon on Thursday, December 12.’ Fortunes have
been made out of waste. Perhaps you have tendered already: I see the
paper’s nearly a week old."
"I haven’t," replied Templeton, curtly.
"Well, you’re not a rag and bone merchant, it’s true, but——"
"Considering that to-day’s the 12th, and it’s just on eleven now, it’s
too late to tender, even if I wanted to."
"Which you don’t! _My_ bright ideas are always nipped in the bud. I
say, Bob, was there anything in that story we heard in our mess at
Corbie—that idea of yours, you know?"
"Which one?" asked Templeton, pausing for a moment in his task. He was
always interested in ideas.
"Well, they said you were showing off one of your inventions to a brass
hat—some sort of a door-handle, I think it was—and he got fixed up in a
dug-out, and you couldn’t release him for three hours or so, and he got
no lunch. Everybody said it was a splendid rag."
"Idiots!"
"But wasn’t it true? The story ran through the front line trenches for
thirty miles or so, and bucked the men up no end."
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