today the Exeter band beat the Newmarket band
again. it scart 4 horses and made them run awa
and smashed 3 wagons and throwed out 14 people
and the Newmarket band only scart one horse and
dident throw out enny peeple. i tell you Exeter
can beat Newmarket evry time.
Me and Pewt and Beany all got a chance to take a
gob. the man that hollers for Julia the snaik
charmer offerd us 1 doller apeace if we wood stand
up on the platform and let a boar constricter coil
around us and then Julia the snaik charmer wood
come out and charm the snaiks and save our lifes.
you bet we dident take that gob.
Beany got a gob hollering for a peap show of war
pictures but his father come riding up and snaiked
him out. i give 5 cents of my 40 cents that Beany
pade me to get a shock in a lectric machine and
when i got hold of the handels i coodent let go.
i felt like a crasy boan all over and i danced and
hollered till Jerry Carter come up and told the man
if he dident stop the machine he wood smash it and
smash him two so the man he stopped it and i let
go and run. Everybuddy laffed but me and Jerry
Carter.
then we went to the track to see the bull race.
there was a big black bull hiched into a gig troting
up and down the track and they were wating for
Charly Tredwill and Nickerbocker. bimeby he
come troting down the track and when the red bull
see the other he stopd and pawed the ground and
bellered and Nickerboker he done the sam and both
men begun to lick them but the bulls dident notise
it enny more than if a fli stang them and they put
their heds down and began to push and butt and
hook and roar and they tiped over the gig and the
wagon and throwed Charly and the other man out
and stepped on Charly Tredwill's head and nocked
down the rales and went bang agenst the Juges
stand and everybuddy hollered for Charlys bull
xcept about haff of them whitch hollered for the
other bull but nobuddy dassed to go near them.
bimeby the Captain of the Ingine company whitch
was going to have a xibition squirt hollered to the
fellers to start the breaks and they done it and begun
to squert rite on the bulls heads and they coodent
stand it and they stoped fiting. they were all tuckered
out and there harnasses and wagons was all
smashed to kinlin wood. it was beter than enny dog
fite i ever see. every buddy sed it was the best
thing in the show. i wish they had let them fite it
out. i bet Charlys bull wood lick. father sed
twict that Charly wasent hirt becaus his head was
solid way through. that enny feller whitch wood
fool away his time to trane a bull to trot in a race
coodent be hirt by ennything stepping on his head.
Beany has got a gob as waiter in a resterrent. he
got 50 cents yesterday. Pewt got 50 cents in working
for a feler whitch has a lot of poasts and a lot
of rings. the poasts is all numbered and they is a
preasent for every poast. You give 10 cents to
toss a ring. if you toss it good and it goes over a
poast you get a gold wach or a 12 blaided gnife
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