Buffalo Bill's Big Surprise; Or, The Biggest Stampede on RecordIngraham, Prentiss
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Buffalo Bill's Big Surprise; Or, The Biggest Stampede on Record
Ingraham, Prentiss
Buffalo Bill, 1846-1917 -- Fiction; Dime novels
Quick as lightning in his movements, Buffalo Bill had sprung forward
and seized the hand that held the revolver, before the outlaw could
come to an upright position, and at the same time he presented one of
his own weapons full in the face of his foe, while he said, in the
coolest manner possible:
“If you wish to keep in good health, Ginger Sam, you’ll do as I tell
you!”
The outlaw was livid with rage, and seemed to feel that his last day
on earth had come.
“Do yer intend ter kill me?”
“I do not know what I shall do with you in the end, but at present I
intend to disarm you. Drop old Daniel Boone’s rifle you hold in your
hand there.”
“It mout break it.”
“I guess not, for it’s too old a settler to be hurt by a little
tumble. Drop it, I say!”
“It mout go off an’ shoot yer from ther concussion.”
“My revolver will go off and shoot you from the muzzle, if you don’t
obey!”
“Down she goes.”
The outlaw dropped it in such a way, at the same time giving it a
kick, that showed he would like to have it explode in the fall and
kill his captor.
But it did not, and, kicking it one side, Bill commanded:
“Now, unbuckle your belt and let it fall!”
“Now, thet would be dangerous.”
“Do as I tell you, and be careful not to let your hand touch those
blunderbusses you carry, or you won’t know what killed you.”
The man uttered an oath, but obeyed, and the belt of arms fell to the
ground.
“Now step this way.”
Bill drew him a few steps away from his rifle and belt, and then,
with a sudden violent wrench of the wrist, tore the revolver from the
outlaw’s hand, and pitched it over with the other weapons.
“Now, Bad Man of the Big Horn, I was born tired, and don’t like work,
so take your knife and set to work to build a house under this tree,”
said Buffalo Bill.
“A house?” asked the surprised man.
“Yes.”
“What kind of a house?”
“One that will fit a dead man.”
“Yer mean a grave?” asked the outlaw, in a tone of horror.
“I do.”
“Yer don’t mean ter kill me, and fust make me dig my own grave?”
“No, you are not worth burying; but I wish to bury that Injun, there,
and being lazy, as I told you, I want you to dig his grave.”
The outlaw seemed to feel relieved in knowing that he was not the one
to occupy the grave, and he at once set to work, and with his knife
began to throw out the earth quite rapidly.
Buffalo Bill sat near, coolly watching him, and keeping him covered
with his revolver, and noticing the rapid work of the outlaw, he said:
“I guess you were sexton for some graveyard, Ginger Sam, before you
took to thieving?”
“Thet are jist what I were, Bill Cody,” replied the man, stopping in
his work.
“And you took to robbing by night the people you buried by day, and
got caught at it, I guess, so had to dig for the West?”
“Waal, you hits things pretty squar’, Bill Cody, fer they did plant a
leddy in my yard one day, thet were durned fool enough ter leave it
in her will thet she were ter be buried in her di’mints an’ t’other
jew’lry.
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