Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost LegionHamilton-Browne, G.
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Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost Legion
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people) -- Warfare; New Zealand -- History -- Anecdotes; Zulu War, 1879
How long this exhibition would have continued the Lord only knows, for
it was brought to a sudden termination by a big Scotch Presbyterian
sergeant, who, being as bigoted as they make them, could not tolerate
the ritual of a foreign denomination, so he stepped out of the crowd
of men and, as the fanatic devotee pranced past him, he with a leg as
brawny as that of a Highland stot let fly a kick, at the same time
exclaiming: "Hae done, ye pagan, wi yer satanic cantrips." Out flew
the No. 12 boot, which, catching the unfortunate bounder fair and
square on the crupper bone, launched him through space till, the
momentum being expended, he landed on his nose at the Colonel's feet.
"Get up," quoth the O.C. in Maori, at the same time giving the
officious non-com. a look that made the ower-guid mon wilt. "Now, what
made you come here?"
The Colonel spoke the language like a native, and what he did not know
about Hau Haus was not worth learning, so he was not in the least bit
surprised when the somewhat blown native staggered to his feet and
answered him in perfect English: "I came here among you to turn you
all into stone, and should have done so had not that man, whose head
is fit to be boiled, interrupted me."
"Ah," replied the O.C., "I know you; you assisted Nama to torture
women and children at Poverty Bay."
"I did," triumphantly exclaimed the fanatic. "Sweet is the blood of
women and children." (Note this fellow had been mission bred and
educated, in fact had acted as a lay Bible reader.)
"Ah, is it," growled the Colonel. "Sergeant O'Halloran, detail four
men, take this fellow to that tree and do your duty."
The Sergeant saluted smartly, quickly told off four men, advanced to
his prisoner, whose arm he grasped with a shoulder-of-mutton fist, at
the same time exclaiming: "Come along wid me, ye bloody-minded
Fanian."
A few steps took them to the huge tortara-tree that had been pointed
out, against the trunk of which the Sergeant, drawing his revolver,
placed the Hau Hau. "And now," said he, "a Christian ye were wance,
and a bloody pagan ye are now, bad luck to the likes of ye, but ave ye
wist to recant and make yer sowl, sure it's foive minutes I'll give ye
to make it.--Fall in, boys, tin yards forninst us."
Now no good soldier man, be he regular or irregular, likes to make one
of a firing party, told off to shoot a man in cold blood, law or no
law, and it is usual in such cases to detail the worst characters in a
regiment to perform that obnoxious duty; but when it comes to letting
daylight into a fiend who brags of having tortured helpless women and
children, then no frontiersman jibs at making one of a party to do so.
Therefore, no matter how distasteful the job might be to any of the
four men told off on this special occasion, they fell in with great
alacrity and brought their carbines to the shoulder like one man.
"Hurry up, ye spalpeen, and make yer sowl," quoth the Sergeant.
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