Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
The absence of the Vice left his late companions in possession of
additional elbow room, but on a rainy day there are blessings more to
be desired than elbow room. Among these is a pipe of tobacco, and four
walls between which to smoke it. The Cook's precious Brazilian tobacco
was wet, the Commodore and the Purser had left their pouches in their
boats, but each man had a pipe in his pocket, and it was known that
the Vice had in his possession a bag of delicious weed. So dispatches
were sent him during a slight lull in the storm, and the Commodore
and Purser made a reconnoissance in the direction of the fort. The
garrison being invisible, the storming party dashed over the bridge and
beneath the temporary portcullis, putting to flight a large body of
chickens who were carelessly resting upon their arms in the guard-room.
These alarmed the commander of the fort, who at once emerged from
headquarters, with an axe upon his shoulder, and himself in dishabille.
The Commodore saluted the commandant, and asked, with due formality,
the courtesy of shelter for himself and companions, and for permission
to walk about the fort when the rain should cease.
"Is it wantin' to be out av the wet ye are?" asked the commandant;
"come straight into the kitchen an dhry yerselves."
"There are two more of us, yet to come," explained the Commodore.
"Ah, niver ye fear," quoth the old man; "isn't the kitchen in the
casemate that held the biggest gun, in the good ould times, an' hasn't
a whole company av the Rifles been in there to wanst many's the time."
[Illustration: The Commandant.]
The casemate proved of generous size, as was also the cooking-stove
that stood in the midst of it. The commandant's wife and children made
haste to place chairs, while one child was detailed to bring in the
Vice and the Cook at the double-quick. Soon the quartette sat about
the refilled stove, and though the month was July, no one thought
to push back his chair. Gradually there stole over the party that
delicious drowsiness which is peculiar to a man who has been acting as
clothes-horse to a wet suit--a drowsiness
"That resembles slumber only
As the mist resembles rain"--
a drowsiness which demands not sleep, but smoke. In short, each member
of the expedition was dying for a pipe, but he would have prolonged his
sensation of dissolution to its logical end rather than have got out
of his chair on the one hand, or, on the other, have ventured to smoke
in an apartment which was apparently the host's parlor as well as his
kitchen. But the Vice, the Statesman, the moulder of men, came at the
critical instant to the rescue of his companions and to that of
"A nearer one
Still, and a dearer one"--
himself.
"You must find it quite lonesome here at times," he remarked to the
commandant of the fort.
"Thrue for yez, an' I do," responded her Majesty's representative.
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