Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
Several hundred yards from the fort was a group of trees and a board
pile, and to this the commanding officer and the Purser hastened. The
trees seemed to have been a favorite resort of cattle, and the contents
of the board pile were rotten, but it was not a time to be particular,
so a beam was stretched between the limbs of two trees, and boards
slanted against it to shed the rain. Fortunately a platform of boards
happened to be just where the extempore shed would cover it. When the
Vice and the Cook returned, the latter considerately bringing dinner
material with him, it was discovered to be noon-day, so the party
did justice to bread and butter, cold tongue, and a can of apricots.
Suddenly the Vice remarked,
"I suppose these boards beneath our feet are the floor of some late
military structure. I can't help noticing how perfectly they are
combined for drainage, sagging, as they do, at the centre."
The Commodore had not before noticed the peculiarity alluded to, but
now his mathematical eye saw that the depression in the boards was
lower than the surface of the surrounding ground. Extracting a trolling
line from the Vice's pocket, he lowered a sinker cautiously in a crack
between two boards, unrolled considerable line, withdrew it, and
remarked,
"I have the pleasure of informing the squadron that during military
occupation of the fort, the inmates of the hospital, the ruins of which
we behold in front of us, had an abundant supply of cool water from a
very deep well, which well is at the present moment directly under us,
while the boards which cover it are slowly breaking."
Every one sprang to his feet. While at his home occupation of
statesmanship, the Vice never beheld disaster impending over his own
party without speedily traversing the whole distance between his own
party and the opposition, so on this particular occasion, his instincts
impelled him to dash through rain, mud, and thistles toward the ruins
of the hospital, whose wall offered the most distinct shelter within
view. The Vice wore a helmet, his long whiskers fluttered behind him
on the breeze, his shoulders and body were covered by a black rubber
blanket, his trowsers were rolled high above his stockingless calves,
and he wore a huge pair of carpet slippers, which were nearly as wide
as they were long. His figure and attitudes, as he ran, were so full
of suggestion that the artist preserved them in a series of sketches,
severally entitled.
[Illustration: The Vampire Bat.]
"The Flight of Cain."
"Scotch Laird enjoying His Favorite Weather."
"Study of the Bottom of a Bear's Foot."
"Rip Van Winkle chased by Dogs."
"Mephistophiles Triumphant."
"Election Returns from a Rural District."
"The great Vampire Bat."
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