Captains All and OthersJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Captains All and Others
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
The fust Bob Pretty 'eard of it was up at the _Cauliflower_ at eight
o'clock that evening, and he set down 'is beer and set off to see Henery
as fast as 'is legs could carry 'im. Henery was asleep when 'e got
there, and, do all he could, Bob Pretty couldn't wake 'im till he sat
down gentle on 'is bad leg.
“It's on'y me, old pal,” he ses, smiling at 'im as Henery woke up and
shouted at 'im to get up.
Henery Walker was going to say something bad, but 'e thought better of
it, and he lay there arf busting with rage, and watching Bob out of the
corner of one eye.
“I quite forgot you was on my club till Smith reminded me of it,” ses
Bob. “Don't you take a farthing less than ten pounds, Henery.”
Henery Walker shut his eyes again. “I forgot to tell you I made up my
mind this morning not to belong to your club any more, Bob,” he ses.
“Why didn't you come and tell me, Henery, instead of leaving it till it
was too late?” ses Bob, shaking his 'ead at 'im.
“I shall want all that money,” ses Henery in a weak voice. “I might 'ave
to have a wooden leg, Bob.”
“Don't meet troubles arf way, Henery,” ses Bob, in a kind voice. “I've
no doubt Mr. Sutton'll throw in a wooden leg if you want it, and look
here, if he does, I won't trouble you for my arf of it.”
He said good-night to Henery and went off, and when Mrs. Walker went up
to see 'ow Henery was getting on he was carrying on that alarming that
she couldn't do nothing with 'im.
He was laid up for over a week, though it's my opinion he wasn't much
hurt, and the trouble was that nobody knew which gentleman 'ad shot 'im.
Mr. Sutton talked it over with them, and at last, arter a good deal o'
trouble, and Henery pulling up 'is trousers and showing them 'is leg
till they was fair sick of the sight of it, they paid 'im ten pounds,
the same as they 'ad Bill.
It took Bob Pretty two days to get his arf, but he kept very quiet about
it, not wishing to make a fuss in the village for fear Mr. Sutton should
get to hear of the club. At last he told Henery Walker that 'e was going
to Wickham to see 'is lawyer about it, and arter Smith the landlord 'ad
read the paper to Henery and explained 'ow he'd very likely 'ave to pay
more than the whole ten pounds then, 'e gave Bob his arf and said he
never wanted to see 'im again as long as he lived.
Bob stood treat up at the _Cauliflower_ that night, and said 'ow bad
he'd been treated. The tears stood in 'is eyes a'most, and at last 'e
said that if 'e thought there was going to be any more fuss of that
kind he'd wind up the club.
“It's the best thing you can do,” ses Sam Jones; “I'm not going to
belong to it any longer, so I give you notice. If so be as I get shot I
want the money for myself.”
“Me, too,” ses Peter Gubbins; “it 'ud fair break my 'art to give Bob
Pretty five pounds. I'd sooner give it to my wife.”
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