Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 720, October 13, 1877 — John Shaqi
Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 720, October 13, 1877Various
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Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 720, October 13, 1877
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By this time every one's attention was fixed upon him. Deliberately
he opened the book, and peering inside--having first ascertained by
a covert glance around that the company were observing--he extracted
from it a bank-note. This, when unfolded, he spread out and flattened
ostentatiously on the table, so that all who looked might read 'Ten
Pounds' inscribed upon it!
A flutter of astonishment ran through the guests, not unmixed with
signs of dismay among the richer portion. Fat pocket-books that a few
moments before were being pompously produced by their owners, were
stealthily thrust back again. A sudden pause was followed by a great
whispering and consulting among the farmers. Anxious and meaning
looks were bestowed on the latter by their wives, to say nothing of
expressive nudges, and digs into conjugal ribs where practicable. For
there was always much rivalry in these offerings. Misther Hennessy, who
drove his family to mass every Sunday in his own jaunting car, would
scorn to give less than Misther Welsh; though _he_ too was a 'warm'
man, and always got top price for his butter at Limerick market. And
now to be outdone by Jim Ryan! To proffer his Reverence five pounds,
when the likes of him was giving ten! It was not to be thought of! So
the result, after Jim had deposited his note with a complacent flourish
on the plate, and had gone his rounds with the latter, was the largest
collection that had ever gladdened the heart or filled the pockets of
Father Murphy.
As the priest was leaving the place, Jim came up to him and laid his
hand on the horse's bridle: 'A good turn I done yer Riverince this
night, didn't I? Such a mort of notes an' silver an' coppers I niver
laid eyes on! I thought the plate would be bruk in two halves with the
weight. An' now'--in a whisper, and looking round to see there was no
one listening--'where's my tin pound note back for me?'
'Your ten pound note, man! What do you mean by asking for it? Is it to
give you back part of my dues, you want?
'Ah then now, Father Murphy dear, sure an' sure you niver was so
innocent as to think that blessed note was mine! Where upon the face
of the living earth would a poor boy like me get such a sight of money
as that? Tin pounds! I borryed it, yer Riverince, for a schame; an'
a mighty good an' profitable schame it's turned out. Sure I knew the
sight of it would draw the coin out of all their pockets; an' by the
powers! so it did.' A fact his Reverence could not deny, while--not
without interest--he refunded Jim's ingenious decoy-duck.
THE ITALIAN GRIST-TAX.
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