Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
Now when the last Lord Kyteler died, there was very little fuss made.
Another poverty-stricken Irish peer gone. He had n't been rich enough
to own an estate large enough for tenants to squabble on. A few farms
here and there through the country, Mount Kyteler itself, not worth a
tremendous amount. He was the last lord of one of these very, very old
families who had been lost in the back-wash of Irish history. Once
Kytelers had fought in the Holy Land under Richard the Lion-Hearted and
had fought later under Irish viceroys against the O'Bernes and O'Tooles
and O'Moores of the Wicklow hills; and antiquarians remembered that
Dame Alice Kyteler was the most sinister witch of all Ireland, and was
burned at the stake in Kilkenny many centuries before. But it was a
matter of politics more than demonology, though undoubtedly Dame Alice
was second only to Gilles de Rais, murderer and Marshal of France, in
worship of evil idols and in sinister sacrifice....
It was one of these old names that should have died out, when the
medieval chivalry of Europe died, Knights Templar and sporting Norman
bishops and morbid medieval ladies. But it existed, as many things
exist in Ireland and are forgotten in Europe and never known in
America,--strange Christian customs, strange pagan beliefs,--and "It"
the most horrible of all horrible ghosts.
They were a poor family, as poor is understood in Ireland. That is,
they had money enough for all necessities and many luxuries. They had
money enough for food, for clothes, for a few good horses for
conveyance and hunting, and they could go to the viceregal court at
Dublin Castle and be decent figures there. But they could not keep
racehorses, which is really a great hardship if you are Irish, and they
could not afford to live in London as an Irish nobleman should live,
which should be as a very great nobleman indeed. They were as well off
as a rich farmer, and they had a title, and they were not intolerably
proud.
If you were to meet a very red-faced man in tweeds and with a heavy
stick, at the Curragh races, betting modest sovereigns, and were told
that he was the Earl of Mount Kyteler, you would feel that there was
something wrong. He had not that terrible courtesy of the earls and
better sort of dukes which makes you feel like a clodhopper, no matter
from which particular Irish king you claim direct descent. He was too
human, too decent an old skate; you chuckled when you thought of a
coronet cocked rakishly over that red, weather-beaten face.
Oh, but Lady Margery! that was different!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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