Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
Except for the ordinary natural grief for the old earl, whom she loved
and liked, she did n't mind being alone. Mount Kyteler had now only
seven servants, an ancient cook and two equally ancient maids, a
gardener so ancient as to need an assistant, who was himself so verging
on the ancient that it was a puzzle as to what assistance he could
give. There were a couple of lads in the stable, lads of fifty, a
groom, and a coachman, the coachman assuming the livery of butler on
great occasions, such as in Horse Show Week. Ancient grumbling people
they all were, who were united only in this, that they loved her.
Among themselves there were always ancient grudges, present fights.
And instead of her ruling them, they ruled her with a terrible tyranny.
The old cook below-stairs was forever complaining of the great work to
be done, and refusing to have any help given her.
"Is it bringing in another you 'd be and me here child and woman for
fifty years? Twelve years old I was when they brought me into the
pantry and set me to cleaning knives, and now it's on top of me you 'd
be bringing some streel you 'd be getting out of a register's office, a
woman does be following the tinkers to the Country Wicklow, mad with
love. Och, to think of the insult put on me this day! _Wirra, is
thrue_!"
"Sure, it 's only to help you, Peggy."
"And what help would I be needing, me that's the fine, supple woman, in
the prime o' my years! Ne'er a day over sixty I am, and thirty hard
years' work in me still."
"But you were complaining, Peggy."
"Sure, 't was only to keep my mind active I was."
The old gardener could be terrible, with his face like an apple and his
bent back. He watched her as he might watch a thieving boy.
"Now, if it's a thing you 'd be wanting chrysanthemums, my lady, would
n't it be the right and proper thing for you to be coming to me, that's
the head gardener of this garden, and if it's a thing there 's
chrysanthemums in it, you 'll get them, and if it's a thing there 's no
chrysanthemums in it, you won't."
"I thought I 'd save you trouble, Darby."
"And what trouble would you be saving me, my Lady, by destroying the
symmetry of the design? All the work that 's on me, and ne'er a hand's
turn do I get from the young fellow that's the assistant. Devil the
hand's turn he 's done in all the forty-three years he 's been here,
barring playing the bagpipes in the greenhouse and talking about the
good ould times. I mind the time your grandfather was in it, my
Lady--a real gentleman him. He would n't put a hand on an apple, or a
gooseberry itself, without asking the head gardener's permission."
Also were the two ancient maids problems in their way. They were
forever sniffing at each other, and complaining of each other to
Margery.
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