Choyce Drollery: Songs and Sonnets: Being a Collection of Divers Excellent Pieces of Poetry, of Several Eminent Authors.
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Choyce Drollery: Songs and Sonnets: Being a Collection of Divers Excellent Pieces of Poetry, of Several Eminent Authors.
English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Songs, English -- Texts
The _Poor man_ will praise it, so hath he good cause,
That all the year eats neither _Partridge_ nor _Quaile_,
But sets up his rest, and makes up his Feast,
With a crust of _brown bread_, and a _pot of good ale_.
The _Shepherd_, the _Sower_, the _Thresher_, the _Mower_,
The one with his _Scythe_, the other with his _Flaile_,
Take them out by the poll, on the peril of my soll,
All will hold up their hands to a _pot of good ale_.
The _Black-Smith_, whose bellows all Summer do blow,
With the fire in his Face still, without e’re a vaile,
Though his throat be full dry, he will tell you no lye,
But where you may be sure of a _pot of good ale_.
Who ever denies it, the Pris’ners will prayse it,
That beg at [the] Grate, and lye in the _Goale_,
For, even in their _fetters_ they thinke themselves better,
May they get but a two-penny black _pot of Ale_.
The begger, whose portion is alwayes his prayers,
Not having a tatter to hang on his taile,
Is rich in his rags, as the churle in his bags,
If he once but shakes hands with a _pot of good ale_.
It drives his poverty clean out of mind,
Forgetting his _brown bread_, his _wallet_, and _maile_;
He walks in the house like a _six footed Louse_,
If he once be inricht with a _pot of good ale_.
And he that doth _dig_ in the _ditches_ all day,
And wearies himself quite at the _plough-taile_,
Will speak no less things than of _Queens_ and of _Kings_,
If he touch but the top of a _pot of good ale_.
’Tis like a Whetstone to a _blunt wit_,
And makes a supply where Nature doth fail:
The dullest wit soon will look quite through the Moon,
If his temples be wet with a _pot of good ale_.
Then DICK to his _Dearling_, full boldly dares speak,
Though before (silly Fellow) his courage did quaile,
He gives her the _smouch_, with his hand on his pouch,
If he meet by the way with a _pot of good ale_.
And it makes the _Carter_ a _Courtier_ straight-way;
With Rhetorical termes he will tell his tale;
With _courtesies_ great store, and his Cap up before,
Being school’d but a little with a _pot of good ale_.
The _Old man_, whose tongue wags faster than his teeth,
(For old age by Nature doth drivel and drale)
Will frig and will fling, like a Dog in a string,
If he warm his cold blood with a _pot of good ale_.
And the good _Old Clarke_, whose sight waxeth dark,
And ever he thinks the Print is to[o] small,
He will see every Letter, and say Service better,
If he glaze but his eyes with a _pot of good ale_.
The _cheekes_ and the _jawes_ to commend it have cause;
For where they were late but even wan and pale,
They will get them a colour, no _crimson_ is fuller,
By the true die and tincture of a _pot of good ale_.
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