"An hotel called Ritz sounds very expensive," she said. "I've heard Uncle Arthur talk of one there is in London and one there is in Paris, and he said that only damned American millionaires could afford to stay in them. Anna-Felicitas and me aren't American millionaires--" "Or damned," put in Anna-Felicitas. "--but quite the contrary," said Anna-Rose, "hadn't you better take us somewhere else?" "Somewhere like where the Brontes stayed in London," said Anna-Felicitas harping on this idea. "Where cheapness is combined with historical associations." "Oh Lord, it don't matter," said Mr. Twist, who for the first time in their friendship seemed ruffled. "Indeed it does," said Anna-Rose anxiously. "You forget we've got to husband our resources," said Anna-Felicitas. "You mustn't run away with the idea that because we've got £200 we're the same as millionaires," said Anna-Rose. "Uncle Arthur," said Anna-Felicitas, "frequently told us that £200 is a very vast sum; but he equally frequently told us that it isn't." "It was when he was talking about having given to us that he said it was such a lot," said Anna-Rose. "He said that as long as we had it we would be rich," said Anna-Felicitas, "but directly we hadn't it we would be poor." "So we'd rather not go to the Ritz, please," said Anna-Rose, "if you don't mind." The taxi was stopped, and Mr. Twist got out and consulted the driver. The thought of his Uncle Charles as a temporary refuge for the twins floated across his brain, but was rejected because Uncle Charles would speak to no woman under fifty except from his pulpit, and approached those he did speak to with caution till they were sixty. He regarded them as one of the chief causes of modern unrest. He liked them so much that he hated them. He could practise abstinence, but not temperance. Uncle Charles was no good as a refuge. "Well now, see here," said the driver at last, after Mr. Twist had rejected such varied suggestions of something small and quiet as the Waldorf-Astoria, the Plaza and the Biltmore, "you tell me where you want to go to and I'll take you there." "I want to go to the place your mother would stay in if she came up for a day or two from the country," said Mr. Twist helplessly. "Get right in then, and I'll take you back to the Ritz," said the driver. But finally, when his contempt for Mr. Twist, of whose identity he was unaware, had grown too great even for him to bandy pleasantries with him, he did land his party at an obscure hotel in a street off the less desirable end of Fifth Avenue, and got rid of him.