Well, Miss Clara please, father want mother to go; but no, say she,
"with all they"--she ought to have said "them" Miss, now hadn’t she
ought?--"with all they young pigs, and the brown cow expecting every
day, and Suke no head at all, and all the chillers and little
Clara"--she call her "Clara" now, Miss,--"why farmer what be thinking
of?" Then father rub the nose of him, you know the way he do it, Miss,
and he say, "I must have some one. London be such a wicked place."
Mother look up very sharp at that, and say quite peart, "take your
daughter, farmer Huxtable, if you wants to be kept respectable." So I
be to go Miss; and go I wouldn’t without Jack and leave him along of
that sly cat Tabby, and her got sweet again now; besides I want him to
choose a knife I promised him, same as he saw to Coom one time, if he
wouldn’t let Tabby kiss him with seven blades and a corkscrew, and I’ll
give eighteen pence for it, that I will. And Beany Dawe must go to show
us the way about, and see as they doesn’t cheat us, because his father
was once to London town, and told him a power about it.
If you please, Miss Clara, father be put in training as they call it in
these parts, all the same as a horse. He run up and down Breakneck hill,
with the best bed on his back, nine times every day, and he don’t drink
no cider, no nor beer, nor gin and water, and mother hardly know him, he
be come so clear in the skin; but he say his hand shake still from the
time I taught him to write, and please, Miss, what do you think of the
way he is going to sign this? I can’t get him to put his thumb right,
no nor his middle finger, and he stick his elbow out every bit as bad as
Tabby, and he say he like the pot-hooks over the fire best, but for all
that I believe I shall make a scholard of him, particular when he give
up wrestling, which he have sworn to do if he throw this Cumberland
chap, and stick to his Bible and Prayer-book.
Please, Miss, not to be offended, but excuse us asking if you like to
see the great wrestling. Father say no, it would not be fitty, and that
be the worst of being a gentlefolk; but mother say what harm, and she be
sure the farmer do it twice as well with you there, and you shall have
the best seat in the place next to the two judges, and such a pretty
handkerchief they sent down all spotted the same as a Guernsey cow, how
the people in church did stare at me, and you shall have two of the
best, Miss, but I am afraid it be making too bold; but you never see any
wrestling, Miss, and I am sure you would enjoy it so. It take place in
the copandhagen fields, next Saturday week. Do come, Miss Clara dear,
it will do you so much good, and you see father, and me, and Jack, and
Beany Dawe."
I need recount no more of poor Sally’s soft persuasions. The other
letter was of a different vein:--
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