Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.Anonymous
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Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.
Anonymous
Clergy; Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pastoral theology -- Anecdotes; Physicians
In 1685, Archbishop Tillotson avowed himself a warm advocate for
affording charitable relief to the French refugees, on the recall of
the Edict of Nantes. Dr. Beveridge, the prebendary of Canterbury,
having objected to reading a brief for this purpose, as contrary to the
rubric, the Archbishop observed to him roughly, "Doctor, Doctor,
charity is above all rubrics." While Tillotson was in a private
station, he always laid aside two-tenths of his income for charitable
uses; and after his elevation to the mitre, he so constantly expended
all that he could spare of his annual revenues in acts of beneficence,
that the only legacy which he was able to leave to his family consisted
of two volumes of sermons, the value of which, however, was such, that
the copyright brought not less than £2500. Of Tillotson it is told that
once, when King William III. complained of the shortness of his sermon,
he replied, "Sire, could I have bestowed more time upon it, it would
not have been so long."
DRUBBING-IN RELIGIOUS FEELING.
Pietro della Valle, "who," says Southey, "could be amused at the
superstition of others," reports that when the _Ecce Homo_ was
displayed during a sermon in the Jesuit church at Goa, the women used
to beat their servants if they did not cry enough to please them.
BON-MOTS OF SYDNEY SMITH.
Sydney Smith was once dining in company with a French gentleman, who
had before dinner indulged in a number of free-thinking speculations,
and ended by avowing himself a materialist. "Very good soup, this,"
said Mr. Smith. "Yes, Sir, it is excellent," was the reply. "Pray, Sir,
do you _believe_ in a _cook_?" inquired Mr. Smith.--"Do you believe in
the apostolical succession?" inquired one of Smith. "I do," he replied;
"and my faith in that dogma dates from the moment I became acquainted
with the Bishop of ----, _who is so like Judas!_"--In preaching a
charity sermon, Sydney Smith frequently repeated the assertion that, of
all nations, Englishmen were most distinguished for their generosity,
and the love of their _species_. The collection happening to be
inferior to his expectation, provoked him to say, that he had evidently
made a great mistake; for that his expression should have been, that
they were distinguished for the love of their _specie_.--On the
departure of Bishop Selwyn for his diocese, New Zealand, Smith, when
taking his leave of him, said: "Good-bye, my dear Selwyn; I hope you
will not _disagree_ with the man who eats you!"--A friend of Smith
inquired, "What is Puseyism?" To which the witty canon replied:
"Puseyism, Sir, is inflexion and genuflexion; posture and imposture;
bowing to the east, and curtseying to the west."
THE ORIGIN OF OUR INDIAN COMMERCE.
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