neighbors, particularly those of Châtel-Censoir, who were so disgusted
with their patron, St. Potentian, who had not taken good care of them,
that they turned him out, and tried seven others in succession, until
in despair they fell back on a female of the same name, St. Potentiana.
We told this, and lots of other old stories, with shouts of laughter;
and to show that we were above such silly superstitions, and had no
faith in the Provost’s regulations either, we went boldly down to
the Chastelot gate and talked across the moat with all the vagrants
assembled there. Some of us even slipped out between the angels who
stood guard before our paradise,--(they did not take themselves
seriously either), and shared a bottle with some of these outcasts in a
nearby tavern. Need I say that I was one of the number? for naturally
I could not bear the thought that the others should go swaggering,
drinking and talking, and I not of the party. I met a friend out there,
a farmer from Mailly-le-Château, and we had a drink together. He was
a jolly old bird with a round red face fairly shining with health and
good cheer, and he was even more boastful about the plague than I
was, pooh-poohing the whole thing and declaring that it was all an
invention of the doctors and that people died of fear, and not of the
pestilence; said he, “I’ll tell you the best remedy I know for it, and
I won’t charge you anything either!”
“Be sure and warm your feet;
Be careful what you eat;
Be shy of woman’s charm,
And you are safe from harm.”
We sat there with our heads together for an hour or more; he had a
trick of poking you in the ribs, or slapping you on the back or the
leg, which I did not notice much at the time, but you may believe I
thought of it afterwards, when the next morning one of my apprentices
told me that old farmer Grattepain was dead! It made the cold shivers
go down my back, and in my heart I gave myself up for lost, but I
went back to the shop and fussed about a little, though I was hardly
conscious of what I was about, and kept saying to myself, “You have
done for yourself now, you old idiot.” Still, in our part of the world
we don’t waste time over what we ought to have done the day before
yesterday, we just take hold and do what we can at the present moment;
so I resolved to keep the enemy at bay as long as I was able, telling
myself that I still had a good fighting chance. The idea of consulting
a doctor occurred to me (going to St. Cosmo’s shop, as we call it), but
in spite of the trouble I was in, I had enough self-control not to do
it, for, as I said to myself, doctors really know no more than we do,
they will only take my fee, and send me to the pest-house, and there I
shall catch the plague and no mistake; no, so long as I have my wits
about me, I will ask help of no man; dying is, after all, a lonely
business, and as the saying goes, “In spite of every drug and leech, we
live until Death’s door we reach.”
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