When I had an interval of ease, however, I found such a good joke in
an old jest book, that in spite of my aches and pains, I fairly roared
with laughter, till it brought on the cramp again, and I had to stop
and groan. Oh, what a night that was! When day dawned at last, I was
really half dead, and could only drag myself on my hands and knees
to the little window, where I called out in a lamentable voice to the
first passerby I saw. One glance at me was enough. He made the sign of
the Cross and fled for his life, and in fifteen minutes two sentinels
were posted at my door with orders that on no account was I to cross
the threshold. I could not have gone out if they had allowed it, but
I begged them to go and fetch my old friend Paillard the notary, at
Dornecy, so that I could make my will before dying. My guards were so
afraid of the plague that they did not even dare to listen to the sound
of my voice, but at last I found a messenger, a little boy whom I had
caught one day stealing my cherries; he liked me because I told him he
might as well pick some for me too while he was about it, so now he ran
off on my errand.
I couldn’t tell you what happened for a long time after that, I just
lay all humped up on my mattress, burning with fever, but after a while
I heard wheels on the road, and a familiar gruff voice, so I knew
Paillard was there, and tried to raise myself and call to him. I wanted
to tell him to draw up a codicil to my will leaving a larger share of
my money to Martine and little Glodie, and in the long night I had
thought out a way to do this so that my sons could not contest it. The
great bell of St. Martin’s seemed to be weighing on my forehead, but
I managed to drag myself to the window, and out on the road I saw two
round red faces staring at me with horror-stricken eyes. Paillard and
Chamaille had rushed in hot haste to get a sight of their friend before
he expired, but when they did see him, their ardor cooled a little, and
they fell back so as to put the width of the road between us.
“Heavens!” cried Chamaille; “my poor friend, your color is something
awful.” But the mere sight of them seemed to restore me, so I called
out, “You look hot, won’t you come in and sit down a minute?”
“No, thank you, no!” they both said hastily; “we are all right out
here,” and they kept backing away towards the cart, where Paillard
pretended to fumble with the bit of his old nag, to cover his
embarrassment. Chamaille soon pulled himself together, for with him it
was an everyday experience to talk with the dying; he first inquired
how I was feeling, and when I said but poorly, he shook his head.
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