Crusoe in New York, and other talesHale, Edward Everett
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Crusoe in New York, and other tales
Hale, Edward Everett
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
On consultation with his friends, Mr. Sapp offered himself as candidate
for the legislature,--the great mistake of his life, as he afterwards
declared. Uncle Sam, he said, required little, if he paid little; paid
well what he paid; and, if a man's politics were right, asked no
questions. But when a man offered himself for the legislature, there
were a thousand questions; "and a feller did not understand; and then
what could a feller do?" But this was after he had learned what was
what. While he was learning, his friends advised him to be seen freely
among the people, and to attach the young men to him, and to gain the
respect of the solid men. So Mr. Sapp became a fine member of the Light
Infantry, and paid the entrance fees. He joined the Silver Fountain
Division of Sons of Temperance, and attended their meetings. He invited
all gentlemen of respectability into the private office of the Shirk
House, and treated to champagne and cigars. He took a half pew in the
Methodist Church, and generally attended the occasional and evening
services at the Church of the Disciples. He looked in at the editorial
office of the "Spy" in the morning; and if he got a good letter from
Washington in the afternoon, he sent it to the editor of the
"Informer." He joined the reading-club, and made himself agreeable to
the ladies. He subscribed to the Orphans' Home, so that he might win
the suffrages of orphans. He held yarn for those who knit at the
ladies' sewing society, and spun yarns for those who would listen. He
was faithful in his attendance at primary meetings. He sat through the
speaking of the boys at the quarterly school exhibitions. He permitted
himself to be made a director of the Horse-Thief Association, and when
there was a fire, he worked at the brakes of the engines till he was
spelled. These little occupations I mention only by way of
illustration. He said himself that this set of duties was endless, and
that anybody who knew what hard work a feller had before he could go to
the legislature, would never envy any man his seat. "For his part, he
was sure that a civil servant did more mean work than any nigger of
them all."
If he is to be the standard, I am sure I agree with him.
At last the time for nomination came, and Mr. Sapp was nominated by the
old Whig line, which was then in the majority in Buncombe County. Had
the Democrats been in the majority, Mr. Sapp would have solicited their
nomination. "It's best to be on the winning side," he said. In times of
long peace, the army and the navy are generally unpopular; and the
impression that Mr. Sapp had been snubbed by shoulder-strapped men was
enough to bring him into favor. "We shall walk over the track," said
Mr. Hopkirk, his principal backer; and Mr. Facer, though not so
confident, offered three to one in betting on him.
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