Crusoe in New York, and other talesHale, Edward Everett
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Crusoe in New York, and other tales
Hale, Edward Everett
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
There was nothing in particular that he wanted to do; and so he did
nothing. I used to ask young men what they were reading, but I do not
now, unless I am quite sure of them. So many men said, "Oh,--really,
you know,--the newspapers, you know,--and the magazines, you
know,--'Littell's' and 'Old and New' and the 'Atlantic,' you know--must
keep up with the times, you know." I did not know any such thing. They
read nothing in particular, and practically read nothing at all. Now,
the people,--who are, on the whole, wiser than we think,--when their
moments of crisis come, sweep all such Jacks-of-all-trades by. They
light on some one man, who has done some one thing well. He has made
fish leap up the falls at Lowell into the Merrimack. He has taught the
waves to obey his bidding, and sheer off the shore at Chicago. He has
administered a railroad, so that no widow weeps when she hears its
name, no orphan curses the recklessness of its managers. The grateful
people know such men. And when a crisis comes, that voice of the
people, which is as the voice of God, says to such a man,--
"Thou hast been faithful in a few things: I will make thee ruler over
many things. Thou hast been faithful in a very little. Have thou
authority over ten cities!"
But Mr. Sapp heard no such order to come up higher. The truth is, that,
in three cases out of four, official life with us is not a good
training for business in any other work. And Mr. Sapp's office at the
War Department had been one of those three cases. It had taught him to
file letters, to note their contents in an alphabetical index, to refer
them respectfully to somebody else, to write back in an invariable form
to the authors that they had been respectfully referred, and, once a
week, to send a volume of letters to the binder. But this was all that
it taught him. The consequence was that when he was appointed to any
function with any different duties, he functioned ill.
Thus he was a poor librarian at the Archæological; and the directors
voted not to have any librarian. They appointed a superintendent; and
Mr. Sapp was discharged.
He lectured ill for the Free Trade League, so that the people stayed at
home. Now, as Lord Dundreary says, "How can a feller lecture, if people
will not listen?"
He inspected orange peel ill, so that, whether the Know-nothings had
come in or not, he would have gone out. In truth, he was, as I said,
trained to do nothing in particular; and the only place he was fit for,
therefore, was some place where there was nothing in particular to do.
In the English civil service there are many such places; but in that of
America there are very few.
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