Crusoe in New York, and other talesHale, Edward Everett
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Crusoe in New York, and other tales
Hale, Edward Everett
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
DEAR MRS. ARMITAGE,--We must send at once, without noise, a trusty
man to take possession of the Island of St. Lazarus, one of Aleutian
group, west of Alaska, in the name of the United States. It will be
some years before we establish a post there; but meanwhile the flag
must be kept flying. Would your friend like this? There is a sealer's
hut there; and he will have his passage free, full rations, and
stationery. I think he also has the franking privilege for all
official correspondence. I will inquire at the post-office. He will
be commissioned as Governor-General of the island; but there are no
inhabitants except the seals, unless he chooses to take his family
with him.
This was a long letter for the very high authority. "He forgets," said
Mrs. Armitage, "that I told him that Mr. Sapp was a single man!" And
from that time she bore that grudge against the very high authority
which a woman always bears against a man who does not read her letters
twice through.
Mr. Sapp was delighted. He had been appointed confidentially to an
office for which he had never applied. It was a secret office. No man
knew of it. He accepted the appointment, for no bondsmen were required.
He was distressed to find that no oath was to be taken. He went to
Washington to receive his instructions, which was quite unnecessary. He
drew on the navy yard at Charlestown for stationery, and he drew for a
great deal. There was one large tin box filled with red tape, which was
his especial glory.
He was landed at St. Lazarus prosperously; and, with the assistance of
a boat's crew, they got the flag flying. They cleared out the sealer's
house. They carried up ten barrels of salt junk, twelve of salt pork,
thirteen of potatoes, fourteen of flour, fifteen of sour-krout, and
sixteen of white beans. These were the supplies Mr. John Sapp was to
subsist on for a year. They carried up four reams of foolscap paper,
ruled and margined, for his official reports to the War Department;
four of quarto letter-paper, for his reports to the Navy; four of royal
octavo, for his reports to the Smithsonian; four of large congress
note, for his reports to the Weather Bureau; four of small congress
note, for his reports to the Treasury; and four of gilt-edged note,
with initials J. S., for his private correspondence. They carried up
eleven pounds of red sealing-wax, the tin box of red tape they carried
up; and so they bade him good-by. The boat returned to the ship. Then
it proved that his dog and cat and parrot and umbrella were still on
board; and the captain's gig was sent with them. So Mr. Sapp was not
left alone.
Here was a _place_. It was a place with nothing particular to do; and
Mr. Sapp was left to do it.
He kept no diary. Nothing, therefore, is known of his experience for
the year, but when, the next year, the store-ship landed his stores,
the boatswain in charge ran up the beach, and met a grave man in
seal-skins, who made a military salute.
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