The Stuffer House, founded by the great-grandfather of the present
proprietor, August Stuffer, was situated not far from the ferry and
steamship piers. Its Colonial front and three stories of red brick, and
windows with small panes, gave it the air of a Washington's
headquarters, which Mr. Stuffer could undoubtedly prove it had been, for
his tales were the most convincing arguments that the hostelry had been
named by a whimsical fate not too dignified to stoop to punning. There
were times when the hungry boarders thought the name facetious, but
they conceded it to be quite exact in a descriptive sense, if its brick
and mortar were intended to honor monumentally the tales of the host.
His first name, August, was not an adjective of limitation as to time,
for the proprietor was A. Stuffer every month and day in the year; and
his son Emil, a quiet, inoffensive student of birds, a taxidermist,
ornithologist and mechanical engineer, and a graduate of the neighboring
Stevens Institute, world-famed for the breadth and thoroughness of its
training, was a worthy son in practically applying to birds abundant
science and all the art employed by his father to hold and encourage
trade among the guests.
It was about 6 o'clock when the Tescheron coach drew up at the old
port-cochere, and no one but the night clerk was about. He swung the
great door open and welcomed them to the hotel office, a large
living-room, with a wide brick and rubble fireplace in one corner, dimly
lighted by a log fitfully blazing, fed by scant draughts, so deeply was
it choked by the pile of ashes from the logs that had served to brighten
the busy room the night before. It is important to note this fireplace,
for long afterward, when I went forth to gather impressions at first
hand, and there heard Mr. Stuffer and his guests warm to the discussion
of every topic under the sun, I decided that the glow of inspiration and
the stimulating incense of resinous knots, arising from that corner,
cast the witchery which wrought conviction in the minds of men less wary
than Mr. Tescheron, who might, indeed, have renounced all his worldly
possessions had he remained more than six weeks under its spell to
escape the horrors of an entanglement in the meshes of foul crime across
the river. I see now how it must have affected him--this fireplace talk.
Steam heat is the only thing to preserve a man's common sense, and if he
be shy of that desirable faculty he should be extremely careful when
listening or talking, even under the weak spell of a gilt radiator. It
is a fact of science that certain rays of light exert a hypnotic
influence that may be employed to effect anesthesia for minor
operations. Perhaps it was the influence of these rays; I know not.
Nervous persons are especially subject to their vibrations, and when
sitting before an open wood fire, highly productive of this subtle
chemicalization, the victims become drowsy and fall easily into the mood
of the most extravagant speaker.
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