Curiosities of Olden TimesBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Curiosities of Olden Times
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Curiosities and wonders
But the red men got proud; they were so happy, all went so well with them,
that they forgot the Great Spirit. They no more offered the fattest and
choicest of their game upon the memahoppa, or altar-stone, nor danced in
his praise who dispersed the rains to cleanse the earth, and his
lightnings to cool and purify the air. Wherefore he sent his chief Manitou
to humble men by robbing them of what they most valued, and bestowing upon
them a scourge and affliction adequate to their offence. The spirit obeyed
his Master, and, coming on earth, reached the ground in the land of the
Kickapoos. He looked about him, and soon ascertained that the red men
valued their tails above every other possession. Summoning together all
the Indians, he acquainted them with the will of the Wahconda, and
demanded the instant sacrifice of the cherished member. It is impossible
to describe the sorrow and compunction which filled their bosoms when they
found that the forfeit for their oblivion of the Great Spirit was to be
that beautiful and beloved appendage. Tail after tail was laid upon the
block and amputated.
The mission of the spirit was, in part, performed. He now took the severed
tails and converted them into vain, chattering, and frisky women. Upon
these objects the Kickapoos at once lavished their admiration; they loaded
them as before with beads, and wampum, and paint, and decorated them with
tinkling ornaments and coloured ribbons. Yet the women had lost one
essential quality which as tails they had possessed. The caudal appendage
had brushed off man the worrying insects which sought to sting or suck his
blood, whereas the new article was itself provided with a sharp sting,
called by us a tongue; and far from brushing annoyances off man, it became
an instrument for accumulating them upon his back and shoulders. Pleasant
and soothing to the primeval Kickapoo was the wagging to and fro of the
member stroking and fanning his back, but the new one became a scourge to
lacerate.
However, woman retains indications of her origin. She is still beloved as
of yore; she is still beautiful, with flowing hair; still adapted to
trinketry. Still she is frisky, vivacious, and slappy; and still, as of
old, does she ever follow man, dangling after him, hanging at his heels,
and never, of her own accord, separating from him.
The Kickapoos, divested of their tails, the legend goes on to relate, were
tormented by the mosquitoes, till the Great Spirit, in compassion for
their woes, mercifully withdrew the greater part of their insect
tormentors. Overjoyed at their deliverance, the red men supplicated the
Wahconda also to remove the other nuisances, the women; but he replied
that the women were a necessary evil and must remain.[1]
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