D'Ri and I: A Tale of Daring Deeds in the Second War with the British.: Being the Memoirs of Colonel Ramon Bell, U.S.A.Bacheller, Irving
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D'Ri and I: A Tale of Daring Deeds in the Second War with the British.: Being the Memoirs of Colonel Ramon Bell, U.S.A.
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- War of 1812 -- Fiction
I grew angry at myself as we tore along--I knew not
why. It was a rage of discomfort, I fancy, for somehow, I never
felt so bound and cluttered, so up in the air and out of place in
my body. The sabre was working loose and hammering my knee; the
big hat was rubbing my nose, the straw chafing my chin. I had
something under my arm that would sway and whack the side of the
horse every leap he made. I bore upon it hard, as if it were the
jewel of my soul. I wondered why, and what it might be. In a
moment the big hole of my hat came into conjunction with my right
eye. On my word, it was the stake! How it came there I have never
known, but, for some reason, I held to it. I looked neither to
right nor left, but sat erect, one hand on the hilt of my sabre,
the other in the mane of my horse, knowing full well I was the most
hideous-looking creature in the world. If I had come to the gate
of heaven I believe St. Peter would have dropped his keys. The
straw worked up, and a great wad of it hung under my chin like a
bushy beard. I would have given anything for a sight of myself,
and laughed to think of it, although facing a deadly peril, as I
knew. But I was young and had no fear in me those days. Would
that a man could have his youth to his death-bed! It was a leap in
the dark, but I was ready to take my chances.
Evidently I was nearing a village. Groups of men were in the shady
thoroughfare; children thronged the dooryards. There was every
sign of a holiday. As we neared them I caught my sabre under my
knee, and drew my hands into the long sleeves and waved them
wildly, whooping like an Indian. They ran back to the fences with
a start of fear. As I passed them they cheered loudly, waving
their hats and roaring with laughter. An old horse, standing
before an inn, broke his halter and crashed over a fence. A scared
dog ran for his life in front of me, yelping as he leaped over a
stone wall. Geese and turkeys flew in the air as I neared them.
The people had seemed to take me for some village youth on a
masquerade. We flashed into the open country before the sound of
cheering had died away. On we went over a long strip of hard soil,
between fields, and off in the shade of a thick forest. My horse
began to tire. I tried to calm him by gentle words, but I could
give him no confidence in me. He kept on, laboring hard and
breathing heavily, as if I were a ton's weight. We came to another
clearing and fields of corn. A little out of the woods, and near
the road, was a log house white-washed from earth to eaves. By the
gate my horse went down. I tumbled heavily in the road, and
turning, caught him by the bits. The big hat had shot off my head;
the straw had fallen away. A woman came running out of the open
door. She had bare feet, a plump and cheery face.
"Tonnerre!" said she. "Qu'est ce que cela?"
"My countrywoman," said I, in French, feeling in my under-trousers
for a bit of silver, and tossing it to her, "I am hungry."
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