"Gentlemen," he said, "allow me to present to you the Reverend Doctor
David Malcolm!"
And the loungers on the step saluted me as gravely as if I had been
that friend of Mr. Pound's, the Reverend Sylvester Bradley, thrice
moderator of the synod.
It was thus that I became the Reverend David Malcolm, and this was all
the authority I ever had for so honorable a cognomen. So it was that
by the insidious raillery of a moment, Boller shook the foundations
laid by Mr. Pound in five years of labor, and it was not long before
the whole structure of his building tumbled into ruins. My first
violent protest against a nickname which seemed to me to savor of
sacrilege served only to fasten it to me more securely. Resigning
myself to it, I came to regard it lightly, and the longer I bore it in
jest the less I desired to earn it in honor. It was a far cry from Mr.
Pound to Boller of '89, but I doffed the vestment and donned the motley
that September day, for Boller became my mentor and in all things my
model. I was flattered by his condescending treatment. Before a week
had passed my engrossing ambition was to wear trousers as wide as his
and to crown myself with a "smoky city" derby. Having accomplished
this ambition by going into debt, I realized a greater, and pinned to
the lapel of my gayly checked coat, the pearl and diamond-studded pin
of Gamma Theta Epsilon. That, of course, was Boller's fraternity, and
I think he could have persuaded me to join whatever he asked, so wholly
was I captured by his kindness.
In the study of Doctor Todd to which he led me, in the presence of the
great man, he did not venture any airy presentation. Boller of '89
inside of the study door was quite a different person from the Boller
without it. The bold manner fled. He was suppressed, obsequious; even
his clothes seemed to shrink and grow humbly dun. We entered so
quietly that the doctor, bending over his desk, did not hear us, and we
had to cough apologetically to apprise him of our presence.
"David Malcolm, sir--a new freshman," Boller said.
The doctor rose. I saw a little man with a very large head covered
with hair which shot in all directions in scholarly abandon. His neck
seemed much too thin to carry such a weight, but that, I think, was the
effect of a collar much too large, and a white tie so long that its
ends trailed down over an expanse of crumpled shirt. The doctor's
black clothes looked dusty; the doctor himself looked dusty, yet the
smile with which he greeted me was as warm as the sunshine breaking
through the mist.
"This is splendid," he cried, shaking my hand fervently. "Mr. Malcolm,
you are welcome. You make the thirty-ninth new man this year--a record
in our history. McGraw is growing. Have I not predicted, Mr. Boller,
that McGraw would grow?"
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