As I watched him soaping and brushing his hair, struggling a half hour
with his tie and setting that hair all awry again, soaping and brushing
once more and at last emerging flawless from the conflict, my own
self-confidence ebbed away and the sense of my own rusticity and
awkwardness oppressed me. I was to go with him to the first important
social event of the year, the reception to the new students, and seeing
how my friend arrayed himself for it, I wanted to crawl away to my own
room and hide there. But he would not let me. He laughed at my
excuses. To be sure my clothes were not the best form, but it was not
to be expected that a man new to university life should be--here Boller
surveyed himself in the glass and I understood the implication. So I
polished my shoes, wetted and soaped my own hair to rival his and went
with him. Had he been leading me into battle I could not have been
colder with fright. Had he not had a fast hold on my arm I am sure
that when I came face to face with the formidable array of faculty and
faculty wives waiting to receive me, I should have beaten a precipitate
retreat. I had never before been received; I had never before been a
guest at any formal social function, and it was appalling to have to
charge this battery of solemn eyes. But there was no escape. Boller
pushed me into the hands of Doctor Todd, who gave another hearty
handshake to the thirty-ninth and presented him to Mrs. Todd. She
assured me that it was a great pleasure to meet me, a statement
entirely at variance with the severity of her countenance and the
promptness with which she passed me on to Professor Ruffle, who
combined the chair of modern languages with the business management of
the college. He with a dexterous twist consigned me to his good lady,
and thus I passed from hand to hand down the dreaded line.
The ordeal was over. I had had my baptism of social fire. Fear left
me, but not embarrassment. I forgot that thirty-eight other young men
were being received and were undergoing numberless bewildering
introductions. It seemed that the whole college was there simply to
meet me, and I returned its greeting in a daze. If I lost Boller in
the press, I felt the need of his supporting arm and peered longingly
among the jostling crowd to find him. He was continually going and
coming, but he never forgot me for any time. He was wonderfully kind
about informing as to whom it was worth my while to be agreeable. . . .
Don't trouble with Brown; be pleasant to Jones, but look out for
Robinson, the fellow with a Kappa Iota Omega pin. He had hardly warned
me against Robinson, before that young man was addressing me with great
cheerfulness. I saw nothing whatever repulsive about him; but to
Boller I was evidently in danger.
"There's a young lady here who is dying to meet you," he whispered in
my ear as he drew me from the sinister clutches.
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