Deficient Saints: A Tale of MaineSaunders, Marshall
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Deficient Saints: A Tale of Maine
Saunders, Marshall
Maine -- Fiction
The good woman was praying for a brace of reprobates,--two beings
ordained to everlasting and eternal punishment unless they indulged in
a speedy and effectual repentance. Derrice, in mild wonder, followed
her, until the startling discovery dawned upon her that she herself was
one of the subjects of the petition. She was the stiff-necked sinner,
the scorner of grace, the vessel doomed to everlasting wrath. And was
it Captain White who was to go down to destruction with her? She cast a
glance toward him, and was answered by a reassuring nod.
"She don't often get the chance to hold forth," he whispered, behind
his uplifted hand. "Justin usually takes charge."
Derrice felt herself growing angry. How different was the mother from
the son! She indignantly got off her knees and sat in her chair, and
when the others rose she confronted Mrs. Prymmer with a stormy brow.
Only waiting until Mary left the room she exclaimed, "You were talking
about me just now--"
"About your immortal soul," said Mrs. Prymmer, pursing up her lips.
"Don't you do it again," said Derrice, wrathfully. "I will not be
called by those names. You ought to be ashamed of yourself," and she
swept out of the room.
"Serves you right, Hippolyta," remarked Captain White. "You brought it
on yourself."
Mrs. Prymmer's countenance expressed unmitigated indignation.
"Hadn't you better give up that style of praying?" he inquired. "It's
a trifle old-fashioned. They don't herd sinners into the kingdom that
way now, and besides, see what poor success you've had with me. Twenty
years you've been praying at me, and I drink, and dance, and fight just
the same as ever. 'Pon my word, it makes me want to act worse to listen
to you."
Mrs. Prymmer was not convinced. She began putting out the lights for
the night, thinking thereby to force her cousin to beat a retreat into
the hall.
"Quit that," he ejaculated. "Am I a twenty-dollar-a-week boarder to
have the gas turned off in my face?"
"I didn't mean to rile you, Micah," she said, immediately lighting up
again.
"All right, Hippolyta,--I'll not be long. I just want to discuss this
reprobate business. You've got to stop calling me names. If you can't
pray like a lady you can hold your tongue."
"Micah," she stammered, "it is for your soul's good."
"Soul be fiddlesticked! Can you doctor a sick soul when you send a
body's temper flying all over the place?"
"I--I don't know."
"Well, you find out. Sister Negus doesn't pray that way, nor Sister
Jones, nor Sister James, nor any other sisters that I can hear of.
It's just your darned old-timed way of holding sinners over the pit to
see 'em squirm. Now, will you let up on it?"
"Micah, it is hard to teach an old dog new tricks."
"Then the old dog can go lie down in a corner and hold his tongue. Will
he now, or shall I go down to the hotel where the waiters won't be
running at me with hymn-books and Bibles?"
"Micah, when Justin's away I'll just read the Scriptures and not pray."
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