Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
"That’s him!"
Implying that in all Llandudno "him" could mean only one person.
And for a time he went about the streets self-consciously. However,
that self-consciousness soon passed off, and he wore his fame as easily
as he wore his collar.
The lifeboat trips to the _Hjalmar_ became a feature of daily life in
Llandudno. The pronunciation of the ship’s name went through a
troublous period. Some said the "j" ought to be pronounced to the
exclusion of the "h," and others maintained the contrary. In the end
the first two letters were both abandoned utterly, also the last—but
nobody had ever paid any attention to the last. The facetious had a
trick of calling the wreck "Inkerman." This definite settlement of the
pronunciation of the name was a sign that the pleasure-seekers of
Llandudno had definitely fallen in love with the lifeboat trip habit.
Denry’s timid fear that the phenomenon which put money into his pocket
could not continue was quite falsified. It continued violently. And
Denry wished that the _Hjalmar_ had been wrecked a month earlier. He
calculated that the tardiness of the _Hjalmar_ in wrecking itself had
involved him in a loss of some four hundred pounds. If only the
catastrophe had happened early in July, instead of early in August, and
he had been there! Why, if forty _Hjalmars_ had been wrecked, and then
forty crews saved by forty different lifeboats, and Denry had bought all
the lifeboats, he could have filled them all!
Still, the regularity of his receipts was extremely satisfactory and
comforting. The thing had somehow the air of being a miracle; at any
rate of being connected with magic. It seemed to him that nothing could
have stopped the visitors to Llandudno from fighting for places in his
lifeboat and paying handsomely for the privilege. They had begun the
practice, and they looked as if they meant to go on with the practice
eternally. He thought that the monotony of it would strike them
unfavourably. But no! He thought that they would revolt against doing
what everyone had done. But no! Hundreds of persons arrived fresh from
the railway station every day, and they all appeared to be drawn to that
lifeboat as to a magnet. They all seemed to know instantly and
instinctively that to be correct in Llandudno they must make at least
one trip in Denry’s lifeboat.
He was pocketing an income which far exceeded his most golden visions.
And therefore naturally his first idea was to make that income larger
and larger still. He commenced by putting up the price of the afternoon
trips. There was a vast deal too much competition for seats in the
afternoon. This competition led to quarrels, unseemly language, and
deplorable loss of temper. It also led to loss of time. Denry was
therefore benefiting humanity by charging three shillings after two
o’clock. This simple and benign device equalised the competition
throughout the day, and made Denry richer by seven or eight pounds a
week.
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