African Americans -- Fiction; Devil -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Den he taken wid de browncreeturs in he thote ’fore he git fru dat,
an’ hab er powerful hard time. Ole Miss think he gwinter die, but de
debil hain’t gwinter let him die, he gwinter mek him mo’ painful
yit. Den he taken wid de arysipulous in de lame leg, an’ some call
hit scrofulow an’ some call hit des arysipulous; but, anyhow, he seed
sights wid hit, dough Ole Miss doctors on him so hard dat he git shet
uv hit.
“Den de new wife she leabe him, ’case when he able ter set up she pick
hit outen him dat he kill de black cat des ter pleasure Ole Miss, an’
Keziah don’ want de bad luck, ’case hit de ten-year luck, an’ de Lord
on’y know whar hit gwinter stop. An’ las’ly ’Lish were taken wid de
miz’ry in de chist. Well, dat las’ pester Ole Miss mightily, an’ she do
what she kin fur bofe de ailments. She try ter git dat gal ter go back
ter ’Lish—she try ter ’suade her an’ ter buy her, an’ she mek plarsters
fur ’Lish’s chist all de time ’dout doin’ any good—fur dat Keziah she
lub good luck better ’n she lub ’Lish, an’ de plarsters uv er good
’oman lack Ole Miss cain’t work ’gin de debil.
“Well, twixt all de things dat ’Lish is got an’ ain’ got, he w’ar so
po’ly dat he git rale ashy, an’ hit ’pear lack de skin des sticks ter
de bones, an’ he set by hisse’f, ’case he hain’t stout ernough ter work
none now, an’ talk ter somebody we cain’t see, all de time. He ’low hit
follers uv him, an’ set down by him when he goes ter sleep uv nights,
an’ ain’ let him git shet uv hit er minute.
“Ole Miss she git de fambly doctor now ter come an’ physic on ’Lish,
fur she hear de singin’ ’roun’ ’mongst de niggers, an’ she know what
dey think, an’ she feel ’sponsible.
“But hit ’pear lack de doctor mek ’Lish worser, an’ Ole Miss she ’low
she ain’ know what ter do.
“Den ’Lish he w’ar so low dat Abe, what were de carpenter, he gib out
dat he gwine mek er coffin fur ’Lish, so’s ter be ready fur him when he
die, an’ Ole Miss she feel mighty bad, ’case she ’member now de tales
her black Mammy usen ter tole her when she were little. Fur er white
chile ain’ ebber gwine ter furgit ’em if dey lis’ens ter ’em right an’
dey got er good black Mammy.
“So when Ole Miss an’ de white folks’ doctor des plum gib hit up, Unc’
Cæsar he limp up ter de Big House, wid his white head bare, an’ ax Ole
Miss mout he work on ’Lish.
“Ole Miss know Unc’ Cæsar ’sponsible’ an’ she say he mout, an’ he limp
off inter he cabin ’dout sayin’ er word, eben ter Ole Miss, an’ shot to
de door, an’ button hit on de inside.
“Er mighty cuis smoke kim outen Unc’ Cæsar’s chimbly dat ebenin’, an’
all de niggers say he fixin’ sumpen; but we ain’ know what, ’case Unc’
Cæsar were er hoodoo an’ work wid charms. But he go inter ’Lish cabin,
an’ shot de door to an’ button hit on de inside, an’ do sumpen ter
’Lish.
“Dat night he taken ’Lish an’ set him in er cheer outside de cabin,
an’ ’Lish fetch his kivers outside, ’case he ain’ know what Unc’ Cæsar
gwine do.
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