Devlin the BarberFarjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Devlin the Barber
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; English fiction -- 19th century
fire to-morrer." "Why do you say that?" I asks. "The man who's jest
gone out," Devlin answers, "was thinking of one while I was shampooing
him--that's all." And that _was_ all; but sure enough I do read of a
big fire to-morrer in a great place of business that's heavily
insured, and there's lives lost and dreadful scenes. And then
sometimes when Devlin and me is setting together, he gits up all of a
sudden and stands over me, and what he does to me I couldn't tell you
if you was to burn me alive; but my senses seems to go, and I either
gits fancies, or Devlin puts 'em in my head; but when I come to
there's Devlin setting before me, and he says, "I'll wager," says he,
"that I'll tell you what you've been dreaming of." "Have I been
asleep?" I asks. "Sound," he answers, "and talking in your sleep." And
he tells me something dreadful that I've said about something that's
going to happen; and before the week's out it does happen, and I read
of it in the papers. For a long time this has been going on till I've
got in that state that I'd as soon die as live. If you don't
understand what I'm trying to egsplain, Fanny,' said my poor Lemon,
'it ain't my fault; it's as dark to me as it is to you. Sometimes I
says to Devlin, "I'll go and warn the police." "Do," says Devlin, "and
be took up as a accomplice, and be follered about all your life like a
thief or a murderer. Go and tell, and git yourself hanged or clapped
in a madhouse." Of course, I see the sense of that, and I keep my
mouth shut, but I get miserabler and miserabler. So the day before
yesterday--that's Friday, Fanny--Devlin and me is sitting in the
private room of the Twisted Cow, when he asks me whether I've ever
been to Victoria Park, and I answers "Lots of times." Now Fanny,' said
Lemon, breaking off in his awful confession, 'if you ain't prepared to
believe what's coming, I'll say no more. It'll sound unbelievable, but
I can't help that. Things has happened without me having anything to
do with 'em, and I'd need to be a sperrit instead of a man to account
for 'em.'
"'Lemon,' I said, 'I'm prepared to believe everything, only don't keep
nothing from me.'
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