Diary And Notes Of Horace Templeton, Esq. Volume I (of II)Lever, Charles
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Diary And Notes Of Horace Templeton, Esq. Volume I (of II)
Lever, Charles
Europe -- Fiction; Tyrol (Austria) -- Fiction
The pleasant hours flew rapidly past--bright visions of the time to come
lending their charm to the happiness, and making their enjoyment seem
but the forerunner of many days and nights of festive delight. At last
came day-break, and, even by the flickering of reason left, they saw it
was time to separate.
“Bring the bill,” said Jerome to the exhausted-looking waiter, who
speedily appeared with a small slip of paper ominously marked “eight
hundred francs.”
“_Diable!_” exclaimed Jerome; “that is smart, and I have no money about
me. Come, Brissole, this falls among your duties--pay the fellow.”
“_Parbleu_, then--it comes somewhat too soon. I am not yet installed,
and have not got the key of our treasury.”
“No matter--pay it out of thine own funds.”
“But I have none--save this;” and he produced two francs, and some sous
in copper.
“Well, then, Chopard must do it.”
“I have not as much as himself,” said Chopard.
“Send the landlord here,” said Jerome; but indeed the command was
unnecessary, as that functionary had been an anxious listener at the
door to the very singular debate.
“We have forgotten our purses, Villaret,” said Jerome, in the easy tone
his last ten hours of royalty suggested; “but we will send your money
when we reach home.”
“I have no doubt of it, gentlemen,” said the host, obsequiously; “but it
would please me still better to receive it now--particularly as I have
not the honour of knowing the distinguished company.”
“The distinguished company is perfectly satisfied to know you: the
_cuisine_ was excellent,” hiccupped Brissole.
“And the wine unexceptionable.”
“The champagne might have been a little more _frappé_,” said Brissole;
“the only improvement I could suggest.”
“Perhaps there was a _nuance_, only a _nuance_, too much citron in the
_rognons à la broche_, but the _filets de sole_ were perfect.”
“If I had the happiness of knowing ‘_Messieurs_,’” said Villaret, “I
should hope, that at another time I might be more fortunate in pleasing
them.”
“Nothing easier,” said Chopard. “I am _Maître de Chapelle_ to the King
of Westphalia.”
Villaret bowed low.
“And I am the Private Secretary and Privy Purse of his majesty.”
Villaret bowed again--a slight smile of very peculiar omen flitting
across his cunning features, while, turning hastily, he whispered a word
in the ear of the waiter. “And this gentleman here?” said he, looking at
Jerome, who, with his legs resting on a chair, was coolly awaiting the
termination of the explanation. “And this gentleman, if I might make so
bold, what office does he hold in his Majesty’s service?”
“I am the King of Westphalia!” said Jerome.
“Just as I suspected. François,” said the landlord insolently, “go fetch
the gendarmes.”
“No, no, _parbleu!_” said Jerome, springing up in alarm; “no gendarmes,
no police. Here, take my watch--that is surely worth more than your
bill? When I reach home I’ll send the money.”
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