Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
When I arrived, he was practising chip-shots in his sitting-room. I
noticed that he seemed to be labouring under some strong emotion, and
his first words gave me the clue.
“She’s going away to-morrow,” he said, abruptly, lofting a ball over
the whatnot on to the Chesterfield.
I was not sure whether I was sorry or relieved. Her absence would leave
a terrible blank, of course, but it might be that it would help him to
get over his infatuation.
“Ah!” I said, non-committally.
Chester addressed his ball with a well-assumed phlegm, but I could
see by the way his ears wiggled that he was feeling deeply. I was not
surprised when he topped his shot into the coal-scuttle.
“She has promised to play a last round with me this morning,” he said.
Again I was doubtful what view to take. It was a pretty, poetic idea,
not unlike Browning’s “Last Ride Together,” but I was not sure if it
was altogether wise. However, it was none of my business, so I merely
patted him on the shoulder and he gathered up his clubs and went off.
* * * * *
Owing to motives of delicacy I had not offered to accompany him on his
round, and it was not till later that I learned the actual details of
what occurred. At the start, it seems, the spiritual anguish which he
was suffering had a depressing effect on his game. He hooked his drive
off the first tee and was only enabled to get a five by means of a
strong niblick shot out of the rough. At the second, the lake hole,
he lost a ball in the water and got another five. It was only at the
third that he began to pull himself together.
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
Chester had this quality to a pre-eminent degree. A lesser man,
conscious of being three over bogey for the first two holes, might
have looked on his round as ruined. To Chester it simply meant that he
had to get a couple of “birdies” right speedily, and he set about it
at once. Always a long driver, he excelled himself at the third. It
is, as you know, an uphill hole all the way, but his drive could not
have come far short of two hundred and fifty yards. A brassie-shot of
equal strength and unerring direction put him on the edge of the green,
and he holed out with a long putt two under bogey. He had hoped for a
“birdie” and he had achieved an “eagle.”
I think that this splendid feat must have softened Felicia’s heart, had
it not been for the fact that misery had by this time entirely robbed
Chester of the ability to smile. Instead, therefore, of behaving in
the wholesome, natural way of men who get threes at bogey five holes,
he preserved a drawn, impassive countenance; and as she watched him
tee up her ball, stiff, correct, polite, but to all outward appearance
absolutely inhuman, the girl found herself stifling that thrill of what
for a moment had been almost adoration. It was, she felt, exactly how
her brother Crispin would have comported himself if he had done a hole
in two under bogey.
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