Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country lifeFrancis, M. E.
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Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country life
Francis, M. E.
Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Irish authors
“Well, ’twas a good job ye did chance to come along, Mr. Guppy. I d’
’low they didn’t have time to catch nothin’. There weren’t no rabbits
in ’em, was there?”
“There was a rabbit in one of them though,” retorted John triumphantly;
“I’ve a-got en here i’ my pocket.”
“Oh, and have ye?” queried John, eyeing the pocket in question somewhat
askance. “Well, it’s lucky I’ve a-met ye--ye can hand en over to me
i’stead o’ going all the way up to Sanders.”
“I can hand en over to you, can I? Thank ye kindly, Maister Jim;
‘findins’ is keepins’--or used to be i’ my day. Well, of all the cheek!
‘Hand en over,’ says he to I what has been his maister, I mid say, for
fifteen year and more. Hand en over, indeed!”
Jim, temporarily abashed, pushed his hat a little to the back of his
head, and stared for a moment or two in silence; then his features
relaxed into a slow grin.
“’Pon my word, if it do come to cheek, be dalled if I could say which
of us has the most of it! Ye bain’t keeper here no longer, Mr. Guppy,
and I don’t know as Squire ’ud be altogether pleased if he was to catch
you a-pocketin’ one of his rabbits.”
John laughed derisively.
“Squire ’ud know a bit better nor that,” he remarked, as soon as he had
sufficiently composed himself. “Squire ’ud know better than grudge I a
rabbit arter all them hundreds as I’ve a-had the years and years as I
were here. Be ye a-goin’ on now?”
“’E-es I be,” returned Jim, somewhat sulkily.
“Then look sharp, else you’ll very like miss a good few more things
what be under your nose.”
Jim walked away growling to himself that he wasn’t a-goin’ to have two
masters if he knew it, and that it was enough to be at one man’s beck
and call without being hauled over the coals by folks what had no right
to be there at all.
John, leaning on his stick, watched the receding form, still with an
air of lofty sovereignty, till it had disappeared, and then took his
way homewards, feeling that he had done a good morning’s work.
It was marvellous how one so decrepit as he could manage to be as
ubiquitous as he thenceforth became. His bent figure and wrinkled face
were perpetually turning up in most unexpected quarters, to the wrath
and occasional dismay of Mr. Sanders and his underlings, his small
keen eyes frequently detecting some small error or omission which his
quavering voice was immediately uplifted to denounce and reprehend.
Matters reached a climax when, one sunshiny morning, he discovered the
eldest hope of the Sanders family in the act of climbing a tree in
search of a bird’s nest, and, not content with boxing the urchin’s ears
as soon as he descended to earth again, hauled him off by the collar to
the parental abode. The boy’s outcries brought his father to the door,
accompanied by Jim, who had chanced to call in for orders.
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