Not for long did that black-and-white board blossom in that flinty
soil. Within three weeks of the sale a rumour ran through London
that an _al-fresco_ place of entertainment on a magnificent scale
was about to be opened on what had been the Della-Cruscan property,
and that Wuff, the great Wuff, the most enterprising man of his day,
was at the back of it. Straightway the board was pulled down, and an
army of painters, and decorators, and plumbers, and builders, and
Irish gentlemen in flannel jackets, and Italian gentlemen in slouch
wideawakes and paint-stained gaberdines, took possession of the place.
Big rooms were converted into supper and dining-rooms, and small rooms
into _cabinets particuliers_; a row of supper-boxes on the old Vauxhall
pattern sprang up in the grounds, which, moreover, were tastefully
planted with gas-lamps, with plaster-of-Paris statues, with two or
three sham fountains, and with grottos made of slag and shiny-faced
bricks. Then, on an Easter Monday, the place was opened with a ballet,
with dancing on the circular platform, with Signor Simioso's performing
monkeys, and with a grand display of fireworks. Very good, all this;
but somehow it didn't draw. The great Wuff did all he could; sent an
enormous power of legs into the ballet; engaged the most excruciatingly
funny comic singers, put silver rosettes into the button-holes and
silver-gilt wands into the hands of all the masters of the ceremonies
on the circular platform; and had Guffino il Diavolo flying from the
top of the pasteboard Leaning Tower of Pisa into the canvas Lake of
Geneva, down a wire, with a squib in his cap, and one in each of his
heels--and yet the public would not come. The great Wuff tried it for
two seasons, and then gave it up in despair.
Up went the black-and-white board again; to be taken down at the
bidding of Mrs. Trimmer, who, having a very good boarding-school for
young ladies at Highgate, thought she might increase her connection
by establishing herself in a more eligible neighbourhood. The board
had been up so long, that the proprietor of the house was willing,
not merely to take a reduced rent, but to pull up the gas-lamps, and
pull down the supper-boxes, and restore the garden, not indeed to its
original state of beauty, but to decency and order. The rooms were
repapered (it must be owned that Wuff's taste in decoration had been
loud), and the name of the house changed from Marston Moor to Cornelia.
Then Mrs. Trimmer took possession, and brought her young friends with
her, and they throve and multiplied exceedingly; and all went well
until Mrs. Trimmer died, and there was no one to carry on the business;
and the board went up, and remained up longer than ever.
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