"Possibly. But you needn't decide in a hurry, Cyrus. Take your time and
look around a little."
"Do people always look around before choosing their religion?"
Dr. Alton laughed. "No, they do not. In fact, it is considered a sign
of moral depravity to think too much for yourself in those matters. To
be at peace with mankind you must follow your neighbors. It is all
merely a matter of geography. When you know the name of the country you
know their religious beliefs. There is not much thinking done."
"That's funny," said Cyrus. "But a Christian is lots better than any of
the others--isn't he?"
Again Dr. Alton smiled. "Well, he himself thinks he is. But all virtue
is not centered in the Christian. When you get up to-morrow and wish to
get well and strong you will begin to eat again, won't you?"
"Gracious! I guess I will! I could eat a house."
"Yes, you will be hungry enough. And you will feel like eating quite a
variety of things, I suppose."
"Oh, won't I!" And as Cyrus spoke the pallor of the Saint was submerged
in a glow of fleshly desire.
"Good! And you shall have it! Now we will play, for a minute, that
Christianity is pie."
"Is what?"
"Is pie. Just pie. But there are various creeds of pie among the
Christians; there's apple, pumpkin, mince, squash, cocoanut, and all
the others."
"Me for cocoanut!" exclaimed the invalid. "Cocoanut pie beats 'em all!"
"That's a matter of taste. But you prefer cocoanut pie to all the
others?"
"Oh, yes!"
"Very well. Now there's apple for Methodist, mince for Episcopalian,
cocoanut for Unitarian, pumpkin for Congregationalist, and so on,
through the list."
Cyrus laughed. "And which are you?"
"I haven't decided yet. But you must stick to your colors and have more
faith in cocoanut than in all the others."
"Oh, yes! That's easy!"
"And so you eat nothing but cocoanut pie."
"Nothing else at all?"
"Nothing else. So long as you are a Christian you must stick to your
creed. You must feel considerably wiser and better than outsiders who
are eating grapes, and roast turkey and custards and watermelons, and
pudding and ice cream, and all who eat anything except your one kind of
pie."
"Oh, I couldn't do that!"
"But you must, if you want to be a true defender of your cocoanut
creed. For all the others are outsiders. Those pudding, turkey, grapes,
custard and ice cream people don't believe in your pie."
Cyrus slowly shook his head and pushed out his lips. "I couldn't
despise people for eating things they liked."
"Neither could I, Cyrus. So, for the present, anyway, we will eat
whatever we want to. And we are just as sure of going to Heaven as if
we stuck to one kind of pie."
"Yes, we will," declared the invalid, and in his face and voice had
come the enthusiasm of fresh hopes and a new life. "If our minister,"
he said, "would talk like that in the pulpit, about roast turkey and
ice cream and things to eat, it would be more--more interesting.
Wouldn't it?"
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