There was no denying this. So Ruth, for want of words, merely gazed
upon him in sorrow and disapproval, as any Conservative might gaze
upon any Radical. Before she could frame a speech to fit the look the
orator again rushed on. He spoke rapidly and with feeling. The drowsy
eyes became wider open. His hands with the gray mittens moved freely in
the snowy air. To Ruth it was a sudden transformation of a prospective
ignoramus into an inspired orator. In a higher, thinner voice he
demanded: "What makes one kind of electricity do what another kind
can't? And if men are so smart, why didn't they use electricity
thousands of years ago instead of just now? The air has always been
full of it."
This was an interesting question. But the Guardian Angel had no answer
ready.
"And what makes light travel so fast? Why, just think of it, a hundred
and fifty thousand miles in one second! And heat. There's lots to
learn about heat. Why do folks burn wood and coal in winter instead
of storing up heat in summer when there's too much of it. They keep
ice all summer. And why not keep heat all winter? And just look at
sunshine! Why not keep some overnight to read by? I could do it if I
was a man."
The orator paused to get his breath.
"But, Cyrus, perhaps you can learn all those things later."
"But I want to know 'em now. Not the things I've just been reciting,
the climate of Texas, the crops of New South Wales and the population
of Wurtemburg. Hoh! I could be a teacher myself and tell things
everybody knows already. Teachers are no smarter than anybody else. I
asked her why some families, like the Herricks, have all boys and other
families all girls."
"What did she say?"
"She just couldn't tell me. And she didn't like it when I asked her why
God, who knows everything, should do foolish things."
"Oh, Cyrus!"
"Well, he makes warm days in April to start things going, then sends a
sudden frost and nips the blossoms and kills the crops. Any fool farmer
knows better than that."
Ruth frowned. "You should not say such things." But the orator ignored
the rebuke. "Instead of telling me about the wrecks and ruins and the
treasures and the forests at the bottom of the ocean, teacher tells me
how many bales of cotton and barrels of molasses come from Alabama.
Why, Ruthy, at the Island of St. Helena the ocean is nearly six miles
deep!"
"But, Cyrus, nobody really knows just what lies at the bottom of the
ocean."
"Hoh! That's just it. Teacher stuffs us with things everybody knows.
All the easy things. Any cow or any hen can know 'em. I want the other
things. If she's a teacher she ought to know about the bottom of the
sea. She ought to tell us about Atlantis. There's be some fun in that."
"Atlantis?"
"Yes. That was the big island out in the Atlantic Ocean that suddenly
disappeared. It sank to the bottom of the sea. Don't you remember?"
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