Edith and John: A Story of PittsburghFarquhar, Franklin Smith
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Edith and John: A Story of Pittsburgh
Farquhar, Franklin Smith
Pittsburgh (Pa.) -- Fiction
Mrs. Cobb was chunky, like her husband. She was the quintessence of
charm. She was the substantive mood of the present tense of the verb to
be. She was gay, humorous, and a true leader--in her line of activity.
She was near the middle time of life, but she had lost little of her
beauty. Her dark brown eyes snapped like sparks of fire, and her cheeks
glowed pink when she was enjoying the company around her; when in a
different mood, she ever had the fine quality of knowing how to be
pleasant when most bored.
Mrs. Cobb's afternoons were of course mild affairs, but still very grand
to all those idle ladies who deemed it a distinctive honor to receive an
invitation, and a compliment to their refinement to be there.
Accomplishment and refinement! O, fudge!
Mrs. Cobb must celebrate Thanksgiving day. She and her husband must
offer up their oblation, in their own unhampered fashion, to the
gracious Lord who had blessed them with so much to be thankful for. And
they did celebrate.
It was to be an unsurpassed dinner at seven, a violation of the rule of
etiquette for such state affairs; but as dancing was to follow, the
order of formality was modified, so that the exhilarating whirl could
thereby be prolonged. She, therefore, sent out the exact number of fifty
invitations, equally distributed among ladies and gentlemen. The dinner
was served in the great dining room, dazzling with its silver, gold,
glass and polished wood, with carnations and roses burdening the air
with their mesmeric fragrance.
Promptly at the hour of seven, Mr. Cobb, with Mrs. Cobb on his arm,
struck out through the maze of palms and smilax and other greenery, for
the feasting board. Arriving at the table, with her husband, she
delivered him at the head, and she took a seat on his right hand (all
contrary to form, but she was original, if anything), with her favorite
bachelor friend, Miram Monroe, on Mr. Cobb's left, as a cold balancing
weight to old man Cobb's ebulliting spirits. Next to Mr. Monroe sat Miss
Edith Jarney. Jasper Cobb sat opposite Miss Jarney, and by his side was
Miss Star Barton; and so on down the long table sat the other
sublunaries of the Cleopatra of fashion, the number not stopping till a
second long table was filled with similarly handsomely gowned ladies,
and gloomily groomed gentlemen, with the Cobb girls sitting among them
in peek-a-boo fluffiness.
"Mr. Monroe," said Mrs. Cobb, after having made some trifling remarks to
some of the other guests, showing her white teeth with the vivaciousness
of a young girl, "you appear not to be enjoying yourself tonight."
"Oh, yes, Mrs. Cobb," he replied, with a board-like stiffness, "I am
delighted."
"Mrs. Cobb," interjected her husband, beaming one of his sly winks at
her, "you should not tease Mr. Monroe tonight. Just behold the fair
young lady he has by his side!"
"Mr. Cobb, you are so jolly tonight," she answered. "Mr. Monroe did not
salute me when he arrived this evening, so I am in ill-humor with him."
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