_EXTERIOR OF THE PUNCH OFFICE AND PICTURE FRAME MAKER'S SHOP._ How to take a portrait--Drawing taught in one Lesson. Light weights _v._ heavy weights--What d'ye take?--Port or sherry?--"A Blot in the Scutcheon"--A "Punch" for Two--Polkamania Extraordinary, and off we go to _A MODEL FARM YARD._ How should you like some apples?--The real unmistakable Cat's-head Codlin--Here's the Farmer--"An old man found a rude boy in one of his trees stealing apples" (vide Dr Dilworth) etc. etc. A headless tale--Eggs, and Young ones--Mr Cantelo outdone--Fowl robberies and foul blows--When is a horse not a horse?--When it's a Mare--That Mare's a hunter--No, that hunter's a Mayor--The Clown's introduction to the City Dignitaries--Stocks is down. _BRAHAM'S LOCK MANUFACTORY_ AND GENERAL OUTFITTER'S WAREHOUSE MYRIOTERPSICHOREORAMA. The meaning of which Mr Flexmore will take steps to explain. Tables and stools in any given quantity--Prize dahlias & new blooms. EXTERIOR OF THE COMFORTABLE CATCH'EM & KEEP'EM HOTEL Here's the Policeman--"Hullo! what are you doing here?" Love in the Kitchen _versus_ Cupboard Love. PAS DE PARAPLUIE, by Mr Flexmore. BIRD'S-EYE VIEW OF _LONDON BY MOONLIGHT_ We haven't "got home" till morning; Don't, please don't--I'm so sleepy--Why, the sheets are damp--Never mind, the warming-pan's hot--"Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast." Yes, but not after two in the morning when you want to go to sleep, and have the tic-toorallo--"The Light of other days is Faded"--A Squall from Don Pasquale--Come gentil, anything but genteel--Mol-row! Mol-row! Puss! Puss! Puss!--Bang! Fire!--Affairs take a rapid turn--Hush! Let's go to bed! What a smell of fire! Smoke! fire! blazes! firemen! policemen! old men! young men! boys! kids! row! rattles! riot! rumpus & revolution. _INTERIOR OF A CONFECTIONER'S SHOP._ Love & Pastry--Send for a policeman--When 'em waters I sees, an' I screems--Below zero--Up to fever heat. A Christmas Polka Cake and a Trifle for Children, Old & Young. _THE FLORAL REALMS OF LIGHT_ _THE NEW PANTOMIME_ Every Evening. MONDAY . . THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. TUESDAY . . THE IRON CHEST AND BETSY BAKER. WEDNESDAY . . HAMLET. THURSDAY . . THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Acting Manager, Mr Emden. Musical Director, Mr R. Hughes. Stage Manager, Mr G. Ellis. Ballet Master, Mr Flexmore. Dress Circle 5/. Boxes 4/. Pit 2/. Gallery 1/. Second price: Dress Circle 2/6. Boxes 2/. Pit 1/. Gallery 6d. Orchestra stalls 6/, which may be retained entire evening. Private Boxes £2. 12s. 6d.; £2. 2s. 0d.; & £1. 11s. 6d. Box Office open from 11 to 5 o'clock. Doors open at 6.30.