Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Blackwood, Algernon, 1869-1951
Kay’s report of his luck, when we met again that evening was meagre;
he had met an English Shakespearean actor, Bob Mantell, and a Toronto
acquaintance, the “Duke.” The actor, however, had given him an
introduction or two, and the Duke had asked us to play next day in a
cricket match on Staten Island. It was an eleven of Actors _v._ the
Staten Island Club, and Kay would meet useful people. In sanguine mood
we agreed to go. It proved a momentous match for me.
Before it came off, however, something else had happened that may seem
very small beer, but that provided me with a recurrent horror for many
months to come, a horror perhaps disproportionate to its cause. It
filled me, at any rate, with a peculiar loathing as of some hideous
nightmare. I had never seen the things before; their shape, their
ungainly yet rapid movement, their uncanny power of disappearing in a
second, their number, their dirty colour, above all their smell, now
gave me the sensations of acute nausea. Kay’s laughter, though he too
felt disgust and indignation, brought no comfort. We eventually got
up and lit the gas. We caught it. I had my first view of the beast.
We stared at each other in horror. Then Kay sniffed the air. “That
explains it,” he said, referring to a faint odour of oil we had both
noticed when engaging the room. “They put it in the woodwork to kill
them,” he added. “It’s the only thing. But it never really gets rid of
them, I’m afraid.”
The anger of Mrs. Bernstein when we accused her in the morning, her
indignant denials, her bluster about “insoults,” and that “never had
sooch a t’ing been said of her house pefore,” were not half as comic as
her expression when I suddenly produced the soap-dish with its damning
evidence--17 all told.
She stared, held her breath a second, then very quietly said “Ach, Ach!
If you stay, chentelmen, I take von tollar off the price.”
It was impossible not to laugh with her; there was something kind
and motherly, something good and honest and decent about her we both
liked; she would do her best, we believed; possibly she really would
exterminate the other tenants. We stayed on.
Of the cricket match on Staten Island, beyond the pretty ground with
its big trees, and that we got a good lunch without paying for it,
no memory remains. What stands out vividly is the tall figure of
Arthur Glyn Boyde, a fast bowler and a good bat, and one of the most
entertaining and sympathetic companions I had ever met. His clothes
were shabby, but his graceful manners, his voice, his smile, everything
about him, in fact, betrayed the English gentleman. He was about thirty
years of age, of the most frank and engaging appearance, with kindly,
honest blue eyes, in one of which he wore an eyeglass. I remember the
little fact that he, Kay and myself were measured for a bet after the
match, and that he, like Kay, was six feet two inches, being one inch
shorter than myself.
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