Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humoristsClemens, William Montgomery
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Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humorists
Clemens, William Montgomery
American wit and humor -- History and criticism; Humorists, American -- Biography
“Speaking of children, reminds me of Dr. Johnston, and so I must tell
you that I spent a few days last winter with General Loring, who was
born and bred a soldier. He was in the cavalry service in the far West
with Fremont and Carson all his youth, next in the confederate army
as a major-general, and next as chief of the Khedive’s army in Egypt.
He returned laden with glory and honors, and fine clothes. He had his
servant man to dress in the Khedive’s jeweled suit for my inspection.
He showed me his portfolio of splendid engravings, and photographs of
all the notable things in the old world. Every few pages we would
come to the photo of a beautiful woman, and he would carelessly
remark: ‘Only a lady friend of mine.’ The General is a bachelor of
some sixty years, and I so much admired his conversation, I ventured
to say that he ought to write a book of his travels and exploits,
and reminded him what Dr. Johnston said to Boswell: ‘Every man owes
something to posterity, a debt that he can and ought to pay. He should
do one or more of three things. Plant a tree, the shade of which, or
the fruit of which would pleasure him, or write a book, the sentiments
of which would benefit him, or--get a child that would be an honor to
the human race.’
“‘Now, General,’ said I, ‘Have you ever written a book?’
“‘No,’ said he.
“‘Have you ever planted a tree?’
“‘Never,’ said he.
“‘Have you ever begotten a child?’
“‘None to speak of,’ said he.”
A. MINER GRISWOLD.
Alphonso Miner Griswold was born near Utica, Oneida county, New York,
January 26, 1834. His youth was spent in the usual way, and in 1856
he graduated at Hamilton college, with more or less honor. It was not
until November, 1857, that “Gris” entered the journalistic world by
accepting a position as reporter on the Buffalo Daily Times, then owned
and edited by the late Henry W. Faxen. When the Times was merged into
the Republic, Griswold transferred his talents to the latter sheet.
In May, 1858, Griswold began writing under the _nom de plume_ of “The
Fat Contributor.” His humor was racy and original, and he was classed
among the leading fun makers of the day. He went to Detroit in the
autumn of 1858, and accepted a position on the Advertiser. A year later
he removed his talents to Cleveland, where he labored in the office
of the Plain Dealer, published by Hon. W. W. Armstrong. He succeeded
Artemus Ward as assistant editor, and during the early part of the war
he wrote many patriotic and ringing editorials. After a brief season on
the Cleveland Leader, “Gris” removed to Cincinnati, and in 1863 became
a member of the staff of the Evening Times, which position he continued
to hold for nearly ten years.
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