A niece has come to stay with the old ladies. She is very wealthy and
engaged. We get on well. But the man, who calls twice a week, is a
failure. The first time he came he slighted me, saying that Persians
had no spirit or “go,” and were always sleeping or eating. Later on
I went round to his silk hat, which was on the floor, and when he
came back from a stroll round the garden he knew all about it. My
strength is such that I can now jump through the drawing-room window;
and when I had made it clear that I was responsible for the hat, I
jumped. Tree-climbing very good for the claws; gives strength and tone.
Relations strained all round now, because I caught a bee off a white
lily yesterday, and broke down the lily. Moth-hunting of an evening is
tidy sport.
* * * * *
The niece is called Ethel. She is to be married from here. My own
opinion is that the man only wants her money, for he is a low-looking
brute, though the servants say he is the younger son of somebody
distinguished. The girl talks to me about him. The dog does not like
this man either. A trustful animal, a dog. Gives everybody credit for
best motives as a rule. But still, this dog bars this man; he cannot
tell me why, but says it must be instinct. Have made a friend--an
elderly tabby tom from four doors lower down the terrace. He has seen
a good deal of the seamy side of life, and gathers his roses where he
can. Well up in dustbins. Is called “Jim.” His moral views are elastic.
I believe nothing at present, but Jim’s code will suit me well enough.
Convenience is its principal beauty. Jim makes a good deal of me. He
says I have gifts, and he assures me that it refreshes him and causes
him to think deeply when I talk. I have made him free of our dustbin
and introduced him to the dog. Henceforth he is safe here. He hates the
gardener, too. He had a brother the gardener caught in the fowl-house.
Jim knows where his brother was buried--in a tomato bed. Murderous man,
the gardener.
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