Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction; Schools -- Fiction; Social classes -- England -- Fiction
The Upper Fourth huddled together on the platform, each boy with a fat
blue volume of Hans Christian Andersen open at the fatal place. Then, at
a sign from the Head Master, the captain of the form took a step
forward, threw out his chest like a man, and plunged into the middle of
one of the tales with a couple of sentences that made the rafters ring.
The professor stood smiling his approval at the intrepid youth’s side,
and Mr. Thrale nodded his head as he called for the second boy in form’s
order. The successful performer sidled to the end of an empty bench
immediately below the platform, and sat down against the wall. His place
was taken by one bent on following his good example, but in too great a
hurry to get it over. “'A myrtle stood in a pot in the window,’” he had
begun in a breath, when the Head Master exclaimed “Three o’clock!” in
portentous tones, and the second performer melted from the platform like
a wraith.
“That’s the worst he does to you,” whispered Carpenter, who had been
making his usual inquiries. “It only means coming in at three for
another shot with the other failures.”
Meanwhile the professor was pointing out the second boy’s mistake. He
laid it down as the first of first principles that a distinct pause must
separate the subject of any sentence from its predicate; he added that
he had preached that doctrine in that place for so many years that he
had hoped it was unnecessary to begin preaching it again; but perhaps he
had never had the advantage of meeting his young friend before? His
young friend had to rise in his place of premature retirement, next but
one to the wall, and confess with burning cheeks that such was not the
case. And when the point had been duly laboured, proceedings were
resumed by a lad who cleared the obstacle with an audaciously protracted
pause after the word “myrtle.”
It was an obstacle at which many fell throughout the morning, the three
o’clock sentence being promptly pronounced upon each; but there were
other interludes more entertaining to the audience and more trying to
the temporary entertainer. There were several stammerers who were made
to beat time and to release a syllable at each beat; and there was more
than one timid child to be paternally conducted by the professor to the
very far end of the huge room, and made to call out, “Can you hear my
voice?” until the Head Master at his end signified that he could. (“No,
I can’t!” he replied very sternly on one occasion.) There were even a
few mirthful seconds supplied by Devereux, of all fellows, over
something which Jan quite failed to follow, but which made him almost as
hot and miserable as Evan had turned upon the platform.
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