First harvests : $b An episode in the life of Mrs. Levison Gower : A satire without a moralStimson, Frederic Jesup
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First harvests : $b An episode in the life of Mrs. Levison Gower : A satire without a moral
Stimson, Frederic Jesup
American fiction -- 19th century
“That is the beast for you,” he said, pointing to a gaunt, fiery-eyed
creature with a close-cropped tail. “Vincent Duval is going abroad, and
you can have him for four hundred.”
“But, my dear fellow, I can’t----”
“Nonsense, Holy,” said Charlie familiarly falling into the nickname
that then and there sprang full-grown like Minerva from his inventive
brain. “Look here, young fellow, I want to give you some advice. Let’s
go in and smoke on the piazza.” They found easy seats above the broad
green lawn, half across which reached already the shadows of a belt
of huge bare forest trees that rimmed in the western end; and there,
inspired by tobacco and the beauty of the scene, did Charles Townley
deliver himself as follows:
“My dear boy, we live in a great country; and in a free country a man
can make himself just what he likes. You can pick out just the class
in life that suits you best. This is the critical moment; and you
must decide whether to be a two-thousand-dollar clerk all your life,
a ten-thousand bachelor, or a millionaire. If you rate yourself at
the two-thousand gauge, the world will treat you accordingly; if you
spend twenty thousand, the world, sooner or later, will give it to you.
There’s Jimmy De Witt, for instance; after the old man busted, he
hadn’t a sous markee--what was the result? He had an excellent taste
in cigars and wine, knew everybody, told a good story--you know what
a handsome fellow he is?--no end of style, and the best judge of a
canvas-back duck I ever saw. Everybody said such a fellow couldn’t be
left to starve. So old Duval found him a place as treasurer of one of
his leased railroads down in Pennsylvania, where all he has to do is to
sign the lessee’s accounts; he did this submissively, and it gave him
ten thousand a year. Then we made him manager of the Manhattan Jockey
Club--that gave him six thousand more; then he makes a little at whist,
and never pays his bills, and somehow or other manages to make both
ends meet. And now they say he’s going to marry Pussie Duval. Do you
suppose he’d ever have been more than a poor devil of a clerk, like me,
if he’d tried economy?” And Charlie leaned back and puffed his cigar
triumphantly.
“But I mean to pay my bills,” said Arthur.
“Well, he will, too, in time,” said Charlie.
Arthur smiled to himself, and reflected that the corruptions of New
York were rather clumsy, after all, and its snares and temptations a
trifle worn-out and crude; but he said nothing, and by this time their
tandem was brought around and they whirled off to the city. When they
got home, he found a note:
“Mr. and Mrs. William H. Farnum request the pleasure--Mr. Holyoke’s
company--small party, Thursday the twenty-eighth,” etc, etc.
He tossed it over to Charlie. “Since you’re such a social mentor, what
must I do to that?” said he.
“Decline it, of course,” said the other; “I’ve got one myself; you
see they saw us together. You mustn’t show up, the first time, at the
Farnums.”
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