Floreat Etona: Anecdotes and Memories of Eton CollegeNevill, Ralph
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Floreat Etona: Anecdotes and Memories of Eton College
Nevill, Ralph
Eton College
This battle--the most serious schoolboy fight which ever took
place--probably had some effect in decreasing the popularity of fistic
encounters. It certainly created a great sensation, being, according
to some, commemorated by an inscription (now illegible) upon the white
stone let into the wall at Sixpenny Corner. The late Mr. Brownlow
North, Lord Kintore tells me, declared that he had been a second at the
fight, and remembered the insertion of the stone as a memorial.
The Gasworks eventually superseded “Sixpenny” as a fistic arena, though
the time-honoured phrase, “Will you fight me in ‘Sixpenny’?” still
remained the recognised form of challenge.
In 1858 fighting was already beginning to go out of fashion. In 1865,
while the Public Schools Commissioners were sitting, they examined
a Lower boy touching fights, and asked him if he had any theory to
explain why regular stand-up fights had become so rare? The boy
answered, “Oh! I suppose it’s because the fellows funk each other.”
The real reason of the disappearance of fighting was that it came to
be thought bad form, and consequently no longer received any patronage
from boys who were the swells of the school. Once it began to be
considered “scuggish,” the fate of Eton pugilism was sealed, and though
informal encounters occasionally occur--there was a determined battle
near the railway arches in 1893--within the last forty years fighting
has become a thing of the past.
IV “CADS,” AND THE “CHRISTOPHER”
Though a century or so ago fights and floggings were ordinary incidents
of school life, a large number of boys contrived to make time pass
very pleasantly indeed. At that time the sporting Etonian was quite a
recognised type.
The following sketch, from the _Sporting Magazine_, of Etonian ways
in 1799, whilst, of course, a somewhat exaggerated caricature, was
evidently based upon a very solid substratum of truth:--
_Sunday._--Not well--church a bore--headache increased by bell--sent
an excuse--up at ten--dressed by eleven--sipped tea in a back
room--read half a page of _Sporting Magazine_--d--d good--much
pleased with the Oxonian’s diary--walked to Castle--prayers with
Bluster--rowed the cut of Bluster’s coat--bad taylor--smoked a
Cockney, and his blue silks--kicked his wig in the kennel--teach the
dog good manners--came down to dinner--no appetite--Dame’s hash,
like shoe-leather--drank wine at the Christopher--bad port--waiter,
jawed--shoved him out--during evening church, finished Oxonian
diary--tight cock--wish I knew him--drank tea at Coker’s--bad
company--Spanker and self adjourned to Cloisters--good fun--returned
to Dame’s--sat with Pink--bad supper--four beer--rowed the
maids--picked teeth--went to bed.
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