Florida trails as seen from Jacksonville to Key West and from November to April inclusivePackard, Winthrop
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Florida trails as seen from Jacksonville to Key West and from November to April inclusive
Packard, Winthrop
Florida -- Description and travel; Natural history -- Florida
This photographer is an enterprising chap; indeed, the photographers of
the city gates neighborhood are all enterprising. If you get by them
without having your picture taken in many poses it is not their fault.
They know the weakness of vain, human nature almost as well as does the
ancient bean man. One has a jungle, a wild and most realistic wilderness
in which you may be pictured in the very den of alligators, sitting on
pa, fondling ma, and holding the babies on your knee. Who would not send
one of these home to the shivering sufferers in the frozen North?
Another will take your likeness sitting at a tiny table with a most
gorgeously-gowned young lady, sipping bubbles from a tall glass. Few gay
sports can resist sending that up to jealous admirers who have doubted
that they would be received in Southern society. To be sure, the young
lady is of pasteboard, but how are the neighbors to know that? You can
have your picture taken in the ox cart, just coming in through the
ancient city gates, and a real live ox is kept for the purpose--that is,
he was alive until he got pneumonia standing out there, waiting for
customers in the freeze.
Of all these I think the owner of “George” does it best. He takes your
picture in a real orange grove, picking oranges. He is the fortunate
possessor of five trees, and some of the five have real oranges growing
on them--a few. But who wants to be picking oranges in a skimpy grove?
The owner of “George” fixed that. He wired golden fruit and leafy twigs
on his trees by the bushel and then, because nature has made it
difficult to photograph oranges in their native color, he whitewashed
the fruit. As a result you may send home from the ancient Spanish city a
picture of yourself, supremely happy, standing beneath trees loaded with
real fruit, picking them as nonchalantly as if it was your constant
occupation. No wonder people come to St. Augustine by thousands each
winter and go away charmed with the place.
But about “George.” The first morning that the thermometer stood at
seventeen I went out early, wearing a sweater and a big overcoat,
besides one’s usual garments, and still shivering, so penetrating is
this Southern cold. At the gates I found the owner of “George” inside
the pen, chopping vigorously. He was removing an ice blanket from the
top of the shallow tank in which the alligator was securely frozen. This
ice blanket had kept the ’gator secure in a temperature above
thirty-two, whereas he would have been frozen stiff if he had not had
the wit to get under water. “George” was lethargic. Even when prodded
severely to see if he was really alive, he moved but slowly and
positively refused to blow off steam with that high-pressure hiss which
is the alligator’s chief warning note. But he came through it unharmed.
Still, he was fortunate in his tank. There were many Northern people in
quaint old St. Augustine that night who had no such reliable heater.
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