France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
The scene suggested a premature housewarming in an establishment newly
smiled on by fortune and as yet lacking the necessary conveniences.
There was no central luster, and the candelabra, whose tall tapers had
scarcely burned up properly, cast a pale yellow light among the dishes
and stands on which fruit, cakes and preserves alternated
symmetrically.
“You sit where you like, you know,” said Nana. “It’s more amusing that
way.”
She remained standing midway down the side of the table. The old
gentleman whom nobody knew had placed himself on her right, while she
kept Steiner on her left hand. Some guests were already sitting down
when the sound of oaths came from the little drawing room. It was
Bordenave. The company had forgotten him, and he was having all the
trouble in the world to raise himself out of his two armchairs, for he
was howling amain and calling for that cat of a Simonne, who had
slipped off with the rest. The women ran in to him, full of pity for
his woes, and Bordenave appeared, supported, nay, almost carried, by
Caroline, Clarisse, Tatan Nene and Maria Blond. And there was much
to-do over his installation at the table.
“In the middle, facing Nana!” was the cry. “Bordenave in the middle!
He’ll be our president!”
Thereupon the ladies seated him in the middle. But he needed a second
chair for his leg, and two girls lifted it up and stretched it
carefully out. It wouldn’t matter; he would eat sideways.
“God blast it all!” he grumbled. “We’re squashed all the same! Ah, my
kittens, Papa recommends himself to your tender care!”
He had Rose Mignon on his right and Lucy Stewart on his left hand, and
they promised to take good care of him. Everybody was now getting
settled. Count de Vandeuvres placed himself between Lucy and Clarisse;
Fauchery between Rose Mignon and Caroline Hequet. On the other side of
the table Hector de la Faloise had rushed to get next Gaga, and that
despite the calls of Clarisse opposite, while Mignon, who never
deserted Steiner, was only separated from him by Blanche and had Tatan
Nene on his left. Then came Labordette and, finally, at the two ends of
the table were irregular crowding groups of young men and of women,
such as Simonne, Léa de Horn and Maria Blond. It was in this region
that Daguenet and Georges forgathered more warmly than ever while
smilingly gazing at Nana.
Nevertheless, two people remained standing, and there was much joking
about it. The men offered seats on their knees. Clarisse, who could not
move her elbows, told Vandeuvres that she counted on him to feed her.
And then that Bordenave did just take up space with his chairs! There
was a final effort, and at last everybody was seated, but, as Mignon
loudly remarked, they were confoundedly like herrings in a barrel.
“Thick asparagus soup à la comtesse, clear soup à la Deslignac,”
murmured the waiters, carrying about platefuls in rear of the guests.
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